this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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[–] TunaCowboy 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary 50 points 4 months ago
[–] glimse 13 points 4 months ago

My friend's dad has a red hat that says MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.....in Russian

[–] T00l_shed 17 points 4 months ago
[–] ekZepp 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, is not very polite to call people idiots...

...so, here's some useful alternatives:

  • Sharp as a marble
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
  • One sandwich short of a picnic.
  • A few cards short of a full deck.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
  • Dunderheaded
  • Anserine
  • Addlepated
  • Blinkard
  • Obtuse
  • Nescient
[–] IphtashuFitz 11 points 4 months ago

I’ve heard using “weird” also works well in some cases.

[–] Etterra 5 points 4 months ago

Alternatives also include:

  • Doorknob
  • Drain clog
  • Snot rocket
  • Skidmark
  • Ass-fuck jizz trickle
  • Vacuous
  • Food-free sandwich
  • Rust-fucker
  • Turd slurper
  • Glue eater
  • Cream flinger
  • Barbara Streisand
  • Chimp dicked
  • Gas blaster
  • Rat-fuck bastard
  • Soggy cardboard
  • Piss dribble
  • Crayon Cruncher
  • Bison hugger (if ya know, ya know)
[–] Psythik 4 points 4 months ago

Fuck Trump, and fuck any retard stupid enough to vote for him. Do you seriously want America to become a dictatorship?

[–] JeeBaiChow 0 points 4 months ago

Yeah, but genocide joe...? /s

People will do anything to be part of a clan.