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If you support Trump, then you are a stupid idiot. (self.trump)
submitted 6 months ago by DMBFFF to c/trump
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[–] ekZepp 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, is not very polite to call people idiots...

...so, here's some useful alternatives:

  • Sharp as a marble
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
  • One sandwich short of a picnic.
  • A few cards short of a full deck.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
  • Dunderheaded
  • Anserine
  • Addlepated
  • Blinkard
  • Obtuse
  • Nescient
[–] IphtashuFitz 11 points 6 months ago

I’ve heard using “weird” also works well in some cases.

[–] Etterra 5 points 6 months ago

Alternatives also include:

  • Doorknob
  • Drain clog
  • Snot rocket
  • Skidmark
  • Ass-fuck jizz trickle
  • Vacuous
  • Food-free sandwich
  • Rust-fucker
  • Turd slurper
  • Glue eater
  • Cream flinger
  • Barbara Streisand
  • Chimp dicked
  • Gas blaster
  • Rat-fuck bastard
  • Soggy cardboard
  • Piss dribble
  • Crayon Cruncher
  • Bison hugger (if ya know, ya know)