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[–] njm1314 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OP did you think this was the matrix? Who do you think is literally dodging bullets?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

One guy comes to mind...

[–] I_Has_A_Hat 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] njm1314 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brother if the shooter missing counts as dodging...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The term frequently means narrowly avoiding a bad outcome, regardless of how it happens. Often it's nothing more than Mr Magoo-ing out of the way.

There are remarkably few people in the world who can actually dodge a literal bullet. Everything else is just luck or escaping.

[–] njm1314 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes that's what the term means figuratively. However having read the title I was referring to the other part.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would assume through context clues that "figuratively" in this context means narrowly avoiding a bad situation, and "literally" means avoiding your death regardless of whether it has to do with a literal bullet or not.

[–] njm1314 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's an odd assumption to make when it's not the meaning of the word literally. That's literally the meaning of the word figuratively.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think we've had enough years on this planet to realize people use the word literally incorrectly almost as often as they use it correctly.

[–] njm1314 1 points 1 month ago

Sure but not of the exact same time they use the word figuratively.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

One year, Alaska. Hiking with friend on boulder field. We stop for a break, I stand below friend on the slope. 3-foot rock rolls down at me, luckily I was balanced enough to pivot out of the way.

Next year, nearby. High speed car accident with moose. I hit the brakes just before the moose. Came through the windshield a foot to the right of my head.

Alaska's an amazing place, but it has its share of dangers too.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 3 points 1 month ago

Never been shot at but I came very, very close. My finger could've plugged the barrel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was helping look for a lost pet and saved myself looking in the wrong places because he had become diseased and bit and infected the person who found him.

[–] HexadecimalSky 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dunno why this got downvoted, not being bit by and getting sick from an animal is dodging a bullet. What, are we supposed to be "It's a poor 'lil guy, just be happy you get rabbies?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's because I've triggered a lot of raised eyebrows from people elsewhere who consider it their pilgrimage (because that's how much they are peeved by me) to find me in other places and vandalize/spam my stuff and experience, hence something I often say which itself also gets the same stones thrown at me. Somedays it seems I can't walk to the post office without being showered with phantom disdain.

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