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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

I have some ducks living in my garage, they don't pay rent, they poop everywhere, and contrary to the meme, they do not enjoy being lifted off the ground.

They do, however, eat vegetables out of my hands, and if I sit on the ground near them the will nibble my hands and feet.

They are incredible and much like dogs we truly don't deserve them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.

[–] nifty 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.

[–] nifty 10 points 3 months ago

All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack

[–] nifty 11 points 3 months ago

Ducky! Enjoy your duck friend

[–] asbestos 9 points 3 months ago

duck duck gooo

[–] IndiBrony 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman 6 points 3 months ago

Sippy sippy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Are they wearing a duck t-shirt? How do I become as cool as them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

🎵Three cheers for your web-footed friend!🎵

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"That's the second biggest duck I've ever had in my pants!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wrinkle is the perfect Duck