BodilessGaze

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manul in c/[email protected]
"Bruh someone up the difficulty, I'm never gonna top my high score at this rate" in c/historymemes
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can do anything you put your mind to, unless you're the guy who got merked by a crossbow from 100 yards away.

This dude was bugging me at the JC Penney fitting room rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He's trying to help you figure out a gorilla joke for this post

Stay calm rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

My jimmies remain unrustled

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (8 children)

We let adults decide in 2016 and they fucked it up, so giving kids a chance makes sense.

Rule of thumb in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The lamppost knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.

yeagh in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh my gah

A Roman centurion inspecting the men in c/historyillustrations
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"check out this cool stick I found bro"

rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is Uni called "big boobs"?

Gamer Oppression Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That predates Shakespeare. Imagine if Shakespeare had written a play about gamer oppression.

For one thing, I'm guessing they knew that the Great Pyramid isn't a prison for a giant octopus. in c/insanepeoplefacebook
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why is the giant tentacle monster in the desert? Someone should help the poor thing get back to the ocean before it dehydrates

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Literuley 1984 (sh.itjust.works)
 

Alt text: mod going MAD WITH POWER by inserting "rule" in the title of a post lacking it

(this is sarcasm, in case that wasn't abundantly clear)

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Rabies rule (sh.itjust.works)
 

Maggie was found and returned to her owner: https://www.pawboost.com/landing/pet/icRlBUuIvShl1U3XGH0vdvSD3e023dgF/lost-maggie-anchorage-ak-99502

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Happy 30th birthday to RFC 1631 ("NAT"), the "short term solution" we all rely on (datatracker.ietf.org)
 

From the conclusion:

NAT may be a good short term solution to the address depletion and scaling problems. This is because it requires very few changes and can be installed incrementally. NAT has several negative characteristics that make it inappropriate as a long term solution, and may make it inappropriate even as a short term solution. Only implementation and experimentation will determine its appropriateness.

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Kilrule was here (sh.itjust.works)
 
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