We're already in hell, and the restaurant industry is one of the inner circles. I'm pretty sure I saw Judas at the drive through the last time I went to Taco Bell, but that might have been the drugs.
Better than cataracts. Having a cat in your eye is no fun
Are cabbits predator or prey animals?
If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical
The rule demands sacrifice
Lies! That's a Timber Wolf, you Inner Sphere scum
It's a slam dunk case. Judges are famous for being easily swayed by frivolous semantic arguments from non-lawyers. It's kind of like that old sci-fi trope of AIs being defeated when the hero states a logical paradox.
Understandable if this is the version in the game Hades
Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin
Alt text: mod going MAD WITH POWER by inserting "rule" in the title of a post lacking it
(this is sarcasm, in case that wasn't abundantly clear)
Maggie was found and returned to her owner: https://www.pawboost.com/landing/pet/icRlBUuIvShl1U3XGH0vdvSD3e023dgF/lost-maggie-anchorage-ak-99502
Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?