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[–] MrJameGumb 45 points 4 months ago

Shouldn't it say "honeycrisssssp"? 🐍

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Make it a cosmic crisp and maybe I'll bite

[–] MrJameGumb 2 points 4 months ago

Oooh what if it was a Cookie Crisp?

[–] superweeniehutjrs 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I've noticed the honeycrisp variety is comparatively cheaper this year than in years past. Closer to the price of other apple varieties at the stores I frequent. I go for pink lady apples recently though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honey crisp is becoming more widely available as the variety's patent protections ran out a few years ago. Now that you don't have to have a special license from University of Minnesota to grow them we're gonna be able to get the "generic."

Hell, I just planted one a few months ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It makes sense to me that they'd get a lot cheaper when the supply is no longer artificially constrained.

[–] victorz 3 points 4 months ago

Pink lady here, too. I used to be a Gr. Smith kinda guy. But nowadays not so much. They don't come with the kind of crispiness and juiciness and savoriness that I remember.

Then again I don't eat much fruit at all. Mostly berries if anything. Man, you put a bowl of cherries in front of me? You better ask for some quickly, before I finish it. My favorite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Back around 2002 I used to love the pink ladies from New Zealand, but now I can only get the ones from the US, and they are not as special.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Fuji's are $2/lb here. Gala $2.50, Cosmic Crisp $2.50. Honey crisp is $2/lb if you buy a 3 lb bag. NC prices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, ok you said that and I was like I've totally seen that price on the regular, which is why I stick to gala, but I went looking and can't find anything over $2.49, so, way to go, you fixed inflation! What else don't you believe?

[–] foggy 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I personally don't think gas is actually over $3.00/gal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you so much, I'll check it out...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

pink lady or nothing

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but are they organic?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hand picked in the Oregon valley by apple cheeked peasants.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Oregonic :-P

So then uh... where do "orgasmic" apples come from? Asking for a friend.

[–] themeatbridge -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Organic produce goes bad in like a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Everybody's got a thing

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 4 months ago

Golden Delicious or Granny Smith are where it’s at for apples, I don’t need any of these trendy hipster artisanal apple bullshit.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Every time someone tries to convince me that apples aren't just garbage fruit they ask, "but have you tried honey crisps?" Yeah, have you tried any other fruit? The worst fruit from the tropics is just way better than the best apple.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim 5 points 4 months ago

You really want to make the argument that noni are way better than apples?

[–] hark 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but have you tried fuji apples? Pink lady? SugarBee? Cosmic crisp?

[–] btr_fan87 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SugarBee are not well balanced imo. Way to sweet without the tartness to back it up.

[–] hark 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I just want a sweet apple without the tart and for that SugarBee is perfect. In fact, that may be what the person I responded to was looking for.

[–] btr_fan87 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's valid. Just because I can't relate to that desire doesn't make it wrong. That's why I mentioned it was just my opinion and specifically why I'm not a fan.