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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Am I the only one that doesn't care for podcasts?

[–] rockSlayer 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I used to be annoyed by them, but I get it now. I started listening to them at work, it's pretty nice to find a highly researched audio only format so I can focus on my work and learn something I care about

[–] Evotech 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like good podcasts

99% of them are just people taking out of their ass though

[–] rockSlayer 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oh yea, I've highly curated my podcasts at work. At least 80% scripted, roughly 20-80 minutes long, no, few, or unimportant visuals, detailed analysis of the topic, and maintains a sense of humor. I very rarely add a new one to the rotation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Care to share some recommendations? That sounds nice. I also struggle to get into podcasts cause its like wadding through a sea of garbage to find a lost ring.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I made another comment but

Darknet diaries

Search engine

Behind the bastards

Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History

Cumtown (The Adam Friedland Show now but the super old episodes are hilarious if you’re a dumbass like me)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] rockSlayer 1 points 5 months ago

I use the term podcast loosely, the only thing available to me at work is youtube so I also tend to include video essays and other things not considered podcasts. This is a list of some of my favorites.

  • Some More News
  • Unfuck the Republic (unftr)
  • Behind the Bastards
  • Democracy at Work
  • the Deprogram
  • Philosophy Tube
  • Climate Town
  • the Michael Parenti Library (speech archive channel)
  • the Afromarxist (black radical archive channel)
  • Alexander Avila
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How dare you call out cumtown like that

Also everyone please check out Search Engine, Behind the Bastards, Darknet Diaries, and Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History.

Quick edit; I’ll always love cumtown also

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Those already existed. They're audiobooks.

And audiobooks don't stop for ad breaks twice an hour and load up constant teases and recaps to bridge ad breaks and episodes.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 5 months ago

audiobooks don’t stop for ad breaks twice an hour

Yet.

[–] rockSlayer 5 points 5 months ago

unfortunately I can't listen to audiobooks at work. I also prefer the length of podcasts for variety's sake while working. I listen to audiobooks regularly as well, and know that listening to the same speaker for several hours causes me to tune it out rather than absorb it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You seem to only have listened to a certain kind of pkdcast. All podcasts I listen to are ad free but still have a high production value.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I've tried my share, including by people who have written actual books.

It's a bad format.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

To me, they are an incomplete form of entertainment. They are not engaging enough to just sit down and listen to them without doing anything else. But I also can't listen to them while doing something more complex at the same time.

But they are a perfect companion for playing a video game without story. Or caring for a baby.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I could only listen to them while I was employed as a driver. A few podcasts and NPR kept my brain happy.

When working at the computer I can only listen to EDM with no lyrics (possibly some ADHD).

[–] aaaa 10 points 5 months ago

I remember in our childhood there was a platform for any random person to broadcast their thoughts.

It was public access on cable television. And it was awful

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I can't listen to them anymore, mainly because I'm unable to focus on my work at the same time (ADHD).

The podcasts I used to listen to were (may have the name wrong) code heros by redhat, a greek mythology one, and the Nasa podcast.

I prefer script over unscripted personally.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I’ve tried several, and just can’t get into them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I like the idea in theory, but in practice,it's always a pattering mess that I've yet to complete a single episode of. I've tried many genres and creators. Never works. I really wish it was normal for podcasts to come with subtitles

[–] ChapulinColorado 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Video podcasts? I thought podcasts implied audio only unless it said video somewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They operate as a kind of niche lifestyle thing that doesn't apply to everyone. It's a great option for those instances where you aren't actively doing any mental work but want something to listen to:

  • transportation
  • household chores
  • as a break between tasks

Music can also fit this niche, as well as audiobooks (I do all three).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's when I let my inner voice organise my thoughts. I have a firm belief people are missing out on being bored. It puts my motivation through the roof.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Please, I listen to music and I'm still bored

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I listened to a podcast once. I wondered how this was different than radio. I listen to NPR and it seems real similar. Except the podcast was going on and on and on about their sponsors. At last NPR just says they're sponsors names and a quick tagline only.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Have never listened to a podcast

Don't have a dog to walk and capable of remote work so not driving

Prefer coding over passive content consumption

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, the more podcasts, the more competition in making podcasts more high quality, the more quality podcasts I can listen to, the more reason I have to do boring chores or exercises.

Yay to podcasts.

[–] suction 12 points 5 months ago

I didn’t realise there were podcast libertarians

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I do the same but with audiobooks and the simple fact is, the more choice there is, the more fake reviews and shite quality you have to wade through to find something worth listening to

[–] d00phy 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ironically, if my local government started a podcast about projects in my city, I would probably listen to it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'm picturing those automated severe weather warnings that play on the radio, except about potholes and crosswalk painting.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like that many can all take time to talk about what is of interest.

I have no problem with there being too many podcasts.

[–] Makoto009 20 points 5 months ago

Should discuss that on a new podcast 🤔

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I love podcasts, but I wish more of them were more like a... miniseries or something, or like how writers will submit to long-form magazines. Whatever amount of content you have for your idea, shoot your shot and be done with it. 3, 5, 10, 20 episodes, whatever it is. But, I understand that goes against the plan of hopefully getting sponsors and monetizing. I don't know how to explain it properly....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

But, I understand that goes against the plan of hopefully getting sponsors and monetizing. I don’t know how to explain it properly…

Looks like you explained it properly to me!

[–] candybrie 6 points 5 months ago

There are some fictional podcasts that do that. They generally are part of a network and do a lot of cross promotion to make the monetization work out. There's one "podcast" I like that does small runs of shows one after another on the same feed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Welcome everyone to my new podcast everything needs a podcast podcast

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

You could make a podcast about that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I disagree. The more the merrier

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Completely agree. I love discovering ultra niche podcasts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I only search for podcasts that interest me anyway. If someone made a podcast about something that doesn't need to be a podcast I'd never hear about it so why would I care?

[–] mecfs 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me someone with an illness who is unable to properly process sound: Podcasts are a thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Me someone without an illness who can sometimes process sound: Podcasts are a thing?

(I'll just naturally tune out random people talking about random things. Hell, I'll tune out just about anyone talking to my face about pointless topics. It's not intentional, it's just that my brain doesn't care and has more important things to concentrate on.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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