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[–] [email protected] 240 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Let's be honest, the whole thing has always been a little weird.

[–] [email protected] 199 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I'm German and learned about this via a friend from the US. When they mentioned it, I thought their teacher was a lunatic. Then they told me that this is normal course of action. Just what in the absolute fuck.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Yes. It's far more than "a little weird". It's how you breed nationalists.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

USA hasn't run into the consequences of nationalism hard enough yet when it backfires.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

I am not looking forward to the find out stage of all this fucking around.

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[–] Glowstick 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It depends on where and when in the US. In areas that are Democratic (the more liberal party) it doesn't really happen much anymore, but in areas that are Republican (the more conservative party) it still happens at the start of every single school day.

And the custom of doing this was started by a salesman trying to sell flags and magazine subscriptions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bellamy#Pledge_of_Allegiance

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] JusticeForPorygon 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It's state law where I live IIRC. They force you to say it, because of legal precedent, but the school can apparently get in trouble with the state if they don't say it at the start of the day.

It was always funny when we'd all stand up and only the teachers and maybe three students would say it.

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[–] acosmichippo 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

it’s an anachronism from the red scare in the 50’s.

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[–] NegativeInf 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In high school like 15 years ago we not only had the regular pledge, we had to pledge to the Texas state flag. Which you hold out your hand like you are holding something?

"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible."

It's all hot garbage and unquestioning nationalism. The good bit was, only one teacher ever gave me flack for sitting out the pledge with my little emo ass. And that was my ultra conservative AP US Government teacher. And he was just a nut ball. But when I framed it as my freedom he chilled.

He was still wrong about flat taxes not being regressive!

[–] acosmichippo 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

but how can you pledge allegiance to two separate entities?

scenario A: if texas ever attempted secession then you’d have to break one of your pledges.

scenario B: Texas always remains loyal to the US, which makes the texas pledge superfluous. you pledged allegiance to the US which includes texas.

[–] NegativeInf 24 points 4 months ago

It's to incept the idea of secession into little kids head's. Paint Texas as self sufficient and not dependent at all. Then make em want to leave.

I hate this state, but if all the liberals leave, it will only get worse for the next set of young people born here.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

A little weird?

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[–] obinice 197 points 4 months ago (17 children)

Such a creepy thing, getting children to chant in devotion to a state flag in schools.

It's the sort of thing they probably do in places like NK, or the Third Reich, you don't expect it to come from a supposedly modern, non imperialist nationalistic nation, ya know? :-(

[–] essteeyou 81 points 4 months ago (9 children)

I'm from the UK, my wife is from Singapore, and our son was born in the US. I really don't think it's appropriate to force him to pledge allegiance to the US, because he has strong ties to other countries. It feels like brainwashing.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 months ago (4 children)

It is brain washing.

Where I'm from children sing the national anthem once a week at the school assembly and usually a few other songs too.

There are typically no flags.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Germany: we sang the anthem about once a year if even.

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[–] masquenox 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Such a creepy thing, getting children to chant in devotion to a state flag in schools.

Apparently, schools will have to display the ten commandments in classrooms, which means all the kiddies with functional brains get to wonder why chanting to a piece of colored fabric isn't considered worshipping a false idol.

Also, all the military recruiters will get to awkwardly explain the whole "thou shallt not kill" thing...

[–] AeonFelis 29 points 4 months ago

all the kiddies with functional brains

It is the job of the education system to root out these potential future threats to social order.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

In French schools that kind of indoctrination would be immediately likened to the Nazi-empowered Vichy government in the 40s.

But you know, the grandchildren of those have brainwashed enough people that they're already seeing themselves in power right now, so maybe we'll get that again soon, and a lot worse?

French people, vote today. Please.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShortFuse 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The Bellamy Salute was pretty much the same. The Pledge of Allegiance was done with it. It was changed to the hand over heart style in 1942.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 14 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I said it once, I say it again. Why the Flag? I don't get it. Why not the Constitution? The Flag changed so many Times in US history.

Is there an actual reason or just because the flag is a more visual Token for loyalty?

[–] warbond 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think it's because the people who made the pledge were just trying to sell flags. "A flag in every classroom" or something to that effect. So, once again, the answer is capitalism.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Even worse, some versions of the pledge make you swear "under god" which is fucked up. Christian Nationalists are what is destroying america.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

~~Christian Nationalists~~Religious fundamentalists are what is destroying ~~america~~ everything

FDFY

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

It's not that I disagree, but it seems like a very separate statement with very little connection to the main topic of this discussion.

We have a very specific and very pressing issue in the USA that deserves more focus than your broad global stroke.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember when 1 student in my class said she wasn't doing the pledge and the teacher said something along the lines of "it's a free country so you don't have to" almost no one did from that point on.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 15 points 4 months ago

I was made to sing the national anthem in front of my whole class

[–] NutWrench 78 points 4 months ago (15 children)

A country that truly believes in freedom and democracy shouldn't require you to take a loyalty oath every day.

[–] devfuuu 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This whole thing is such a mind fuck and crazy process for people outside merica. I really thought it was a joke on movies, but realising that they are really all brainwashed since children like this makes a lot more sense when you consider everything.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The Conservatives here in the UK wanted to enforce something similar, but in the form of a patriotic song. Everybody just laughed. That would never fly here!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The "and" is the really wierd part.

If they had worded it as "I pledge allegiance to the flag, to the republic for which it stands" you could think: "Ok, the flag is just a symbol of the country, you're actually just pledging allegiance to the country."

But, the "and" makes it clear that it's to the country and to the flag. How can you have allegiance to a flag? It isn't even about pledging to respect the flag, it's "allegiance". It's like pledging obedience to the colour blue, or pledging fealty to the sound of applause.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

See, I'm playing both sides so that I always come out on top.

Memes aside, it's totally not a form of brainwashing to have young children pledge allegiance to the flag before they're even old enough to understand the concept of pledges or allegiances!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I grew up in America and have lived in Canada for seven years now. I've come to recognize that Canadians (except for the staunch conservatives who aren't pleased with anything) are proud and loyal to Canada because it's a beautiful country that has (for the most part) taken pretty good care of its people. Americans are proud and loyal mostly because they were brainwashed throughout their lives by pledges, patriotic songs, and tall tales about the founding fathers. I personally found little to be proud of in my thirty years as an American.

Also, one time a pair of planes took down some skyscrapers. Alan Jackson wrote a song about it, and America invaded an unrelated country. That made people really proud too.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I pledge Ally Sheedy to the slag
Of the United Skates of Emilio
And to the repugnant
for Richard Stanz
One naked undergarment
Invisible man
With Liberace and puffed rice for all.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stop thinking for yourself, Corey.

Blindly accept allegiance to the piece of fabric we chose, Corey.

Just say the words and be indoctrinated into our cult to be a mindless slave with unwavering loyalty, Corey.

Do as we say, Corey.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

For real though, what happens if you don’t say the words?

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The First Ammendemnt protects your right to not participate in reciting the pledge of allegiance:

In 2006, in the Florida case Frazier v. Alexandre, a federal district court in Florida ruled that a 1942 state law requiring students to stand and recite the Pledge of Allegiance violates the First and Fourteenth Amendments of the U.S. Constitution. As a result of that decision, a Florida school district was ordered to pay $32,500 to a student who chose not to say the pledge and was ridiculed and called "unpatriotic" by a teacher.

In 2009, a Montgomery County, Maryland, teacher berated and had school police remove a 13-year-old girl who refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance in the classroom. The student's mother, assisted by the American Civil Liberties Union of Maryland, sought and received an apology from the teacher, as state law and the school's student handbook both prohibit students from being forced to recite the Pledge. reference

You might suffer some immediate consequences from ignorant people, but courts have repeatedly upheld that this is protected by the First Amendment. Even the current Supreme Court would have a hard time justifying overturning this precedent.

You could even argue that choosing not to participate is a highly patriotic act, as an exercise of your Constitutional rights as a citizen.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 22 points 4 months ago

I've always viewed not participating to be patriotic. You are under no obligation to provide oaths to this country, and refusing to do so under peer pressure is can be an act of patriotism.

[–] JusticeForPorygon 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's always that one teacher...

Or at least there was in my case

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

If a teacher punishes you then they are violating you're enumerated constitutional rights. You could litterally sue them or the school administration and you could get money.

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[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I got fucking nuclear on my daughter's 6th grade permanent "substitute" teacher for taking my daughter out in the hallway and lecturing her when she refused to say the pledge. I didn't prompt my daughter to not say the pledge, she just decided not to because, in her words at the time, "it's stupid to say a pledge to a flag." And my daughter is not one who is easy to get to do something she thinks is incredibly stupid. Sent her multiple links about West Virginia v. Barnette and the like.

She apologized to me (not my daughter) and also lied that taking her into the hall and giving her a private talk wasn't a punishment, but my daughter didn't have to say the pledge anymore. She told me other kids also refused to once she did, but whether that means one or ten, I don't know.

As for that teacher, I found out after the school year was over that she was telling the kids that Trump really won the 2020 election and it was all a big hoax. I would have once again gone nuclear, that time at the school system, but she had already quit for a job at a private Christian school.

By the way, this woman's previous teaching credentials were "running a children's theater." Indiana sucks.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Note: No government employee can ever legally demand that a citizen recite the pledge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone tell that to my third grade teacher.

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