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[–] Eczpurt 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet this tastes just like updog

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donkter 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FapFlop 16 points 4 months ago

lol. That almost reads like “Gobbling these nuts.” Have to kind of read it fast though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We used to do a variation of this as kids with parents that couldn't afford much.

A warm bun that was left in the summer sun all afternoon, several thick slices of frozen butter and a freshly steaming hot boiled hot dog and nothing else.

We'd gobble down about two or three of these and run around all afternoon until dark without a care in the world.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 12 points 4 months ago

Offended. Those are margarine dogs.

[–] moistclump 11 points 4 months ago

Better than dog butter.

[–] GoosLife 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Dogger butt.

[–] robocall 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Butter is expensive. This is out of my price range.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No worries, this is country crock margarine, much more affordable.

[–] Rustmilian 7 points 4 months ago

Butter with the dog on em.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

not an abomination...a bomb creation!!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

"Nah, I didn't like that girl I went out with yesterday. She kind of had a bad personality... Butter dog though!"

[–] pjwestin 4 points 4 months ago

And they tell Americans we don't have a cuisine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The dog with the butter on them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Probably better than a testicle butter dog

[–] thefrankring 3 points 4 months ago

When you eat them, they give you a butter heart.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 4 months ago

The standard vegetarian option