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[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know baron harkonnen was a fan

[–] MushuChupacabra 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Before taking on a leadership role, Vlady Harkonnen had a distinguished career as a midfielder in the Giedi Prime Premier League.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] MushuChupacabra 7 points 5 months ago

My bad. My mother tongue is Chakobsa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Listen, that's no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he's doing his best!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fact this was apparently posted by someone from the Netherlands makes this so much funnier.

[–] Etterra 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I have it on good authority by multiple Europeans that Netherlands is a made up country.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The language definitely seems made up just to fuck with people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's made up to laugh with the Flemish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

the netherlands is the cultural runoff from the rest of europe, gathering in a series of ditches until it sprouts like mold

[–] Vinny_93 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would've won 130 euros if Bellingham would've just missed the ball

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.

-- This crushing confrontation with reality was provided by Norgur's Hope Crushing Inc.; Use Code "apathy15" at checkout for an extra 15% off for our "Depression to go" package! Come get your hopes and dreams shredded to pieces today!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every time somebody says something like "I could have done that" (especially if they're being dismissive of somebody's achievement), it brings me great pleasure to say "but you didn't."

[–] Vinny_93 4 points 5 months ago

Facts have never really been my friend

[–] EleventhHour 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

isn't posting 4chan content kinda cheating here? lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They also post Reddit content to 4chan

[–] EleventhHour 5 points 5 months ago
[–] merari42 9 points 5 months ago

Poor Slovaks. They did play very solidly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

It worked today!

[–] Dasus 7 points 5 months ago

UK and Irish sports chants are God tier compared to Americans.

[–] Etterra 5 points 5 months ago

Does anyone have a cabbage? Some tomatoes maybe? Or an apple?

No reason...

[–] khannie 5 points 5 months ago

Sending this to my English brother in law in 3...2...1....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Which country is ingerland?