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bip bip (mander.xyz)
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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What heart makes a bip noise. It’s lub dub unless there’s a murmur.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Mine goes wub wub wub. Then the beat drops

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lub dub

We need jungle, I'm afraid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'm wondering how many years it'll take for this sample to be up there with all the other classic samples of jungle and dnb

[–] Sterile_Technique 2 points 3 days ago

Lots more than just that.. Dude should probably see a cardiologist.

[–] Etterra 12 points 2 days ago

It's a two beat, ba-bum. Which is Morse code for the letter A. Which means your heart is constantly screaming.

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[–] aeronmelon 11 points 3 days ago

Princess Diana's driver's heart: "Floor it, coward."

[–] Eikov 1 points 2 days ago

Heart, feelings, gut.. silly sounding synonyms.

[–] Spat_U_Later 1 points 2 days ago

Listen to your heart. No.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My heart keeps saying no more cheese it's clearly an idiot

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 days ago

That's not your heart that's your veins. The heart says more cheese grommit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your heart starts doing morse code 💀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I moved to Hessen because my heart told me to do it in morse code

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Hmm... It's either saying 'kill your family' or 'bill loves emily.' I can't really tell."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You don't want to mix those up. You could really hurt Emily's feelings.

[–] Glytch 1 points 2 days ago

Hard to tell when it's muffled by the ribcage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

what's that supposed to mean? to me bipping means smashing into cars