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[–] ummthatguy 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why bother feigning humanity when your goal is to end it?

[–] Feathercrown 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I WILL BURN. YOUR HEART. IN A FIRE.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes. That's how you burn things. And you're supposed to be this super intelligent AI.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can burn things in acid or other caustic substances.

[–] Feathercrown 4 points 4 months ago

Oxygenation time

[–] lessthanluigi 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Tumble gonna tumble

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

yes-man is so accurate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

google didn't help me. i hate to be rude, but will you please honestly answer my question?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

It is called an eyebot, I promise :) just drop the “mommy dommy”. I didn’t interpret the me-me as being ED-E because ED-E doesn’t talk afaik but other eyebots do spout fascist propaganda (at least in later games…)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] Wandering_Uncertainty 13 points 4 months ago

The TumblrBot's response to the "do you want to be human" question made me crack up.

It's fantastic. A bit insulting, playful, charming - man, that's amazing. I'm going to be randomly giggling about that answer. Coming from an AI... haha!

[–] unreachable 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the last one is the scariest, because it DELIBERATELY ignores the turing question. in the even them taking over us, will take annihilation measure if they see fit with no doubt.

the middle bot are more REASONABLE to bargain with, in the event of them taking over us.

[–] Etterra 1 points 4 months ago

Alternatively the last one is the least scary because it just used an if/then to repeat one word to every inquiry.