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[–] BonesOfTheMoon 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)

So I have a fake white supremacist Facebook account where I befriend Nazis and then report all their Nazi posts and get them banned. My Klan friends are extra hilarious because they're so exquisitely stupid. One of them spent last weekend trying to pull a bad tooth out of his head with pliers.

[–] MehBlah 4 points 2 days ago

Just imagine the low IQ intrigue if one of them especially the guy with the bad tooth reads this. The witch hunt could be entertaining. You should figure out a way to get it posted there.

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nice. Good job reporting them. Fuck Nazis!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And as much as I hate cops, I might have reported some of them to law enforcement.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They might have given them a medal instead of a reckoning

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a good FBI dude who helps a lot. We found some J6 people together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, I kind of want you to create a community to post about all these people.

But I want even more for them to not find out who your alter egos are!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 3 days ago

Well it's been eight years now so they're pretty comfortable with me.

[–] SkyezOpen 6 points 3 days ago

"Dave's a white supremacist? I'll have to ask him about it at the next klan meeting!"

[–] drunkpostdisaster 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And yet they are so close taking over the most powerful country on earth. It's fucking dire.

[–] xenoclast 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah. It's more your Corpo Nazi. The ones wearing nice suits and complaining about high taxes and the cost of immigrant labor. The ones keeping that cost low by making them fight to get into the country and afraid they'll get caught so they work for peanuts.

Also they hate adult women because they can think for themselves so they take 12 year girls instead thank you very much...

But yeah. Klan at heart but a tiny bit smarter

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not the Klan. They can't even keep their Klavern together, and they fight like cats in a sack.

[–] drunkpostdisaster 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mostly about who should be in their group or not, who should lead, which colour of wizard robe they should have in particular, sometimes about paying membership dues. I'm serious when I tell you that algae has more intelligence than the Klan.

[–] drunkpostdisaster 3 points 3 days ago

One of the more prominent members of the gop primary election was the son of an Indian immigrant. I wonder if the klan is just the old guard of fascism

[–] NotBillMurray 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who's boss. Also, I'm pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 3 days ago

I convinced them to vote for Joe Biden because it'll kick off race war, which is something they're obsessed with.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 4 points 2 days ago

...I love it

[–] kromem 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why is she shooting ghosts with a gun?

Are they silver bullets and werewolf ghosts?

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 3 days ago

She knows they aren’t ghosts. She always tells Shaggy and Scooby that there are no such things as ghosts. It must be about creating an alibi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

She's just making their cosplay more realistic. Also im pretty sure they're supposed to be Klansmen.

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[–] Sam_Bass 13 points 3 days ago

They are now

[–] nyar 61 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Why does Daphne need to have visible nipples in this?

[–] [email protected] 99 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It’s realistic. You trying to say that you wouldn’t be excited after culling a klan rally?

[–] NJSpradlin 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’d have a full on hard on after mercing* 4-5 without getting shot myself. Daphne is rocking it, kudos to her.

[–] FlyingSquid 66 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You have better eyesight than I do. That's one tiny dot of a nipple.

[–] ummthatguy 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I count 2, plus four counts of murder.

[–] NJSpradlin 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, they asked for it. I wouldn’t call it murder. She might have a really good case of self defense.

[–] ummthatguy 21 points 4 days ago (8 children)
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[–] dual_sport_dork 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Somehow her navel is visible through the tube dress as well. Perhaps it just made out of Saran Wrap.

[–] GladiusB 21 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure this is a rough draft. Artists use these markers for correct proportions and take them out with the finished product. But many things of this sketch look unfinished.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Daphne doesnt believe in bras.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

not to mention the belly button that is somehow part of her dress

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You mean, like this? Or this? I found better examples on my web search, but they appeared to be from personal sites, and I wasn't broadcasting that.

There are curves etc. around the belly button that will stretch and twist fabric like that, particularly if they're somewhat tight. Weight doesn't have a large bearing on it, but lighting will make it more or less obvious. If you can see it in staged pictures, you will see it in more casual settings. And it's not too surprising an artist would notice details like that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Maybe the artist likes nipples? Can't blame them really

[–] Nurse_Robot 19 points 4 days ago

Because women have nipples

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I saw this one on Mastodon a couple days ago.

EDIT: It was good seeing it both times.

[–] Crowfiend 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I saw it the other day here ('here' being relative cause I don't remember the instance it came from) so it's probably just repost bots putting in work 🙄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always figured squid was just a sophisticated bot!

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[–] DaddleDew 19 points 4 days ago

They are ghosts now

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