SatyrSack

She... might be talking to you.

Has Hammond of Texas fallen in battle?

Same with "Things couldn't get any worse"

Cajun style

I bought a black apartment

Too small

The top result when I search "Sabrina the teenage witch bald"

Brotato

Anything else I should check out, other than Farscape obviously?

The options that you see there are not dependent on your keyboard though. Change your keyboard to something else, and you still see the same options when long pressing a text field.

I interpreted it more as (like the title implies) Jack's inherent racism. Due to the type of company he usually surrounds himself with, the only time he ever hears the term "Puerto Rican" is in a negative context, in which someone is using the term as a way to insult someone or complain or something. Jack does not have a diverse enough friend circle to actually have ever heard someone use the term "Puerto Rican" to refer to someone's ethnicity without making some sort of judgement on the person.