NotBillMurray

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

-Francis M. Wilhoit

Ah yes, that's why they did it. I'm sure that's exactly why they voted for the, as stated previously, narcissistic etcetera etcetera. Get the fuck out of here.

Yup, just 71 million or so goddam people voted for a narcissistic grifter felony with daddy issues. Fuck.

How dare people checks notes want a degree of representation in the media and hobbies they enjoy.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my day job of signing up 16 year olds to multi year contracts with the military..."

What a terrible day to be literate.

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

*will break

And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.

Same

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

How would we detach a land locked state? I'm here for your idea, I'm just wondering about the logistics.