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Tesla said on Tuesday it was recalling most Cybertrucks in the United States over issues with their windshield wipers and exterior trim.

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[–] wirehead 62 points 5 months ago (3 children)

From the article: "Tesla began delivering the Blade Runner-inspired truck in November 2023"

Me: Fuck you. That is an insult to Syd Mead's legacy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean (assuming thats the author idk) he was imagining a dystopian world, so this is a compliment in my book.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Syd Mead was a concept artist. Blade Runner was based on a short story by Philip K Dick called "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I guess it vaguely looks like this one in terms of the large flat plane in the front. Though it's blade runner, so it's all grungy like pieces are falling off and it's all rusted and junk. Wait maybe cyber truck was inspired by bladeunner.

Doesn't look much like a lot of other cars in the movie though.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I finally saw one in real life. On the highway. It's shocking how aggressively dumb they look in person. Photos don't do it justice. It seriously looks like a giant unrendered N64... thing.

[–] Raiderkev 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I live in the bay area. I see and laugh at them daily

[–] ChapulinColorado 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don’t commute to work daily but see them once in a while. I’d be lying if I didn’t say they scare me as the driver of a compact car. I’m just hoping whomever gets sliced by colliding (or being collided by) those monstrous things goes quickly. I can’t imagine what the scene will look like if we have a pedestrian near by while their stupid accelerator gets stuck again.

[–] Raiderkev 10 points 5 months ago

They literally can't sell them in Europe because of the angles are too dangerous for pedestrians. It's only legal in the good old US of A because we didn't bother having safety regulations for pedestrians. The edge is literally a knife that will slice a person on impact. Absolutely moronic vehicle.

[–] NateNate60 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I was walking to the grocery store when I saw a neighbour polishing his in front of his house. I said "Wow, a Cybertruck," and he replied, "Cool, isn't it?"

I said, "No, it's a $120,000 go-kart made of scrap metal that will rust in a month."

Edit: sounds fake but I do have a picture of the car in question, but I took it on a different day—

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That neighbor? Albert Einstein.

[–] Speculater 17 points 5 months ago

"The neighbors for miles around stepped out at the sound of his boisterous ejaculation mocking the ugly car, applause was heard throughout the evening."

[–] NateNate60 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Why would I make up the number 1 most common interaction between a Cybertruck owner and a normal person?

But here's a picture I took of his car while he was attending church (across the street from the grocery store):

And yes, you can tell it is new because it doesn't have a number plate yet.

The picture was taken on 30 March, the interaction happened a few days earlier

[–] triptrapper 2 points 5 months ago

No one's questioning that you saw a Cybertruck, just that you actually said those things to the owner.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

This is the type of bs that should be in a Shower Thoughts comm.

But if a cypto-bro is making up making fun of a Tesla car, at least that's progress.

[–] NateNate60 -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What makes you think I'm a crypto bro?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

18 hours ago:

You can make significant money by trading crypto peer-to-peer. It is incredibly risky but you can make around 6-7% profit after fees. I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume. The main risks are chargebacks and account closures.

I don't know. You tell me.

[–] NateNate60 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

(past tense)

But how do you define "crypto bro"? Sure not "any person who's ever held cryptocurrency", right? Because that would make 25% of the US population crypto bros.

I absolutely reject this categorisation. I don't give a shit about crypto or any of the ideas behind it. It's interesting from a technical perspective as a person who holds a computer science degree, but I'm in it for the money. Holding crypto is gambling, and nothing more.

The only crypto I hold now is for online poker sites and for buying precious metals on r/pmsforsale on Reddit.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Just saw a Wankpanzer for the first time last Friday and I agree. It is ugly and anyone who fell for this scam deserves every ounce of derision they receive.

[–] breadsmasher 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Non-functioning wipers could increase the risk of a crash in wet weather

I would bet money musk tried to argue wipers were unrelated to safety

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

So wait, they've gone from getting wet and having the bumpers fall off to getting wet and then instantly crashing?

I'm not sure that's an actual improvement.

[–] Granite 21 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s almost like they’re a bad car.

[–] LEDZeppelin 20 points 5 months ago

You have been banned from Xitter

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Almost like using a single giant wiper is a bad idea

Bbbbbbbut it looks cool!

[–] homesweethomeMrL 21 points 5 months ago

"Failures of the wiper motor shouldn't come as a surprise," said Sam Abuelsamid, an analyst at Guidehouse Insights.

"This is the largest individual wiper ever used on a light duty vehicle with a 4-foot-long (1.22 meter) blade. That exceptional long lever arm puts a lot of stress on the motor and there have been a lot of anecdotal reports popping up since early in production of failures," he said, adding that the overall build quality of the Cybertruck is "quite poor."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I seem to recall that Mercedes did it without incident.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

They probably spend more money on engineering and use better parts.

[–] AbidanYre 6 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure Koenigsegg does too.

[–] Raiderkev 6 points 5 months ago

It didn't look like a big long weird floppy noodle though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I don’t think the Mercedes ones are 1.22m long.

[–] ripcord 16 points 5 months ago

One of the side effects from this is that this confirmed they've only shipped about 10,000 Cybertrucks.

[–] ChapulinColorado 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This strikes me as a way to bring in the thing to the dealership to address other more important issues like the accelerator while playing it down as “only a wipers issue”. They must be scared by oncoming lawsuits that they decided this was the best course of action.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many recalls do they have to do before all profit from cybertruck sales has evaporated?

[–] ripcord 4 points 5 months ago

If you include R&D, then I would guess negative 4500 or so.

[–] yesman 4 points 5 months ago

The funniest thing about the Cybertruck is the windshield wiper. Not only does it ruin the science fiction ascetic by breaking up the flat surfaces, it breaks up the primary surface with a dumb squeegee arm. It's also a little reminder that not only were the first wipers invented in 1903, but that they were fitted to electric vehicles.

I think they used one huge wiper in an attempt to make it look innovative by just by virtue of being unusual.

[–] motor_spirit 2 points 5 months ago

the sound of that recall means more carbon and jobs, bobby :)