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submitted 3 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana to c/[email protected]

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[–] TotallynotJessica 17 points 3 months ago

And here I was expecting transphobic slur

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Spell failed, target is already afflicted with condition: "IBS"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I thought it stacked...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 months ago

Never said I cast it

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago

Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease

[–] owenfromcanada 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I cast loose stool

[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 3 months ago

Thanks! I was constipated.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I personally like his chopsticks 🥢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Navigational divider compass

[–] TotallynotJessica 8 points 3 months ago

+1 MP restoring chopsticks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Bowel Disruptor set to "Liquefy".

Spider Jerusalem wins again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine showing this picture to someone even 50 years ago and trying to explain why exactly this is funny beyond the "LOL so randum" humor that would mostly have been confined to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In at that time.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 months ago

Them: what is IBS? ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ace ventura bent over: I cast tracking whirlwind