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[–] TotallynotJessica 17 points 4 days ago

And here I was expecting transphobic slur

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Spell failed, target is already afflicted with condition: "IBS"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I thought it stacked...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 4 days ago

Never said I cast it

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 days ago

Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease

[–] owenfromcanada 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 4 points 4 days ago

Thanks! I was constipated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Bowel Disruptor set to "Liquefy".

Spider Jerusalem wins again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine showing this picture to someone even 50 years ago and trying to explain why exactly this is funny beyond the "LOL so randum" humor that would mostly have been confined to Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In at that time.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 3 days ago

Them: what is IBS? ಠ_ಠ

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I personally like his chopsticks 🥢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica 8 points 4 days ago

+1 MP restoring chopsticks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Ace ventura bent over: I cast tracking whirlwind