Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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Lemmy keeps pushing transphobic jokes to the top. It's slithly concerning.
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I think this typo has potential.
Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
I'm curious
Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol
Where's the third option where I decapitate both?
Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
Pack it in guys this is the comment.
I don't remember this scene in Shrek
That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
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A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
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Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
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Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
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Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
The Shrek paradox
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don't drink coffee.
I mean it's not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta
it's the visual equivalent of comedically cut videos
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