Depends on if you're a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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Pack it in guys this is the comment.
Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.
This is the only acceptable answer
I don't remember this scene in Shrek
That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
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A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It's a speaking donkey so don't assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
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Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick... would you be into it then?
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
At best you can tell who's a shower, growers still got stealth on ya.
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Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!
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Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
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Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.
I'm curious
The Shrek paradox
Ace people: Guess you'll die then...
I mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
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Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?
Donkeys don't drink coffee.
I mean it's not every day I meet a talking donkey. So
I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
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Fuck it, i'll save her...might clear some things up lol
\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.
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