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[–] moistclump 95 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh good

Despite their joy, in seeing Diesel alive and apparently thriving as a want-to-be elk, they have no plans to try to capture him. “He’s out there doing what he’s raised to do,” Drewry told the television network.

[–] cheese_greater 52 points 4 months ago

Livin' his ass off

[–] [email protected] 87 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those elk just hired a body guard.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago

Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let's stick with this guy

[–] Zachariah 55 points 4 months ago

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
— elk, probably

[–] TheGiantKorean 44 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if those elk think he's really handsome or ugly AF

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Since he's essentially their coyote-bouncer, it's probably a little of both, like ruggedly ugly-handsome.

[–] asteriskeverything 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ok are donkeys known for fighting off coyotes or something??? Should I be getting backyard donkeys to protect the neighborhood cats? And how did I go for so many years on the internet just learning this now?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

TIL. Also, the blog post claims that donkeys can be seen "picking them [coyote] up by the neck and shaking them wildly: possibly causing trauma that can disable or injure". Woah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Probably any donkey small enough to be content in your backyard isn't big enough to win against a coyote and not be injured. So your cats are better off indoors. It was fun learning these facts about donkeys today and seeing how happily Diesel blends into his new family!

[–] asteriskeverything 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Indoor cats ONLY for life bro.

It would be a security donkey. For the strays and idiots that have outdoor cats. I'd probably have to name him Batman; idk if legally I'd have another option at that point.

Buy yeah I guess you're right on living conditions, damn logic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If the does dont find you handsome they should at least find you ~~handy~~ lethal

[–] Maultasche 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I always forget that in America, elk has a different meaning.

[–] Aremel 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Maultasche 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] bitchkat 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What do you call what we call elk?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

According to English Wikipedia, they are also known as wapitis and that's what European languages seem to call them (including mine).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Woah.. So do they also use the name moose? Or did I watch a translated version of the Holy Grail?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe moose? I'm also curious.