They never have any male sexbots. π
Where are you, Gigolo Joe?
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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Where'd he come from Where did he go, where's the sexbot: Gigolo Joe?
βοΈππ Gold Star!!
"Starpery's CEO, Evan Lee, announced earlier this month that these AI-powered companions will come in both male and female forms. "
Article says male and female dolls.
Also girls have so many toys already, mean while use dudes are stuck with lotion and our right hand and sometimes you sit on your left hand till it gets tingly and then rub one out. Itβs called the stranger
Look up a brand called Tenga.
So the same thing as fleshlights?
Same general idea, yeah.
Oh boy. You're about to discover the wide world of male sex toys and it's gonna rock you.
Joe? I want Deuce.
"Starpery's vision extends beyond companionship. Their roadmap includes:
Developing versatile robots capable of tackling household chores.
Assisting individuals with disabilities.
Providing much-needed aged care."
"No, no... see... it's not a 'sexbot', it does the cleaning too!"
"This is not the argument you think it is..."
So they are making a bangmaid?
Only if you pay for the premium version.
With the free trial, it actively creates messes to incentivize you to upgrade.
If I'm going to have a sexy maid robot she needs to fold laundry and clean litterboxes too.
Yeah but where can one import these... for a friend?
Well I don't want something like that in my country so I to need to know and after I verify its really being imported and make sure it functions the way I think it does then Im going to make quite the petition I tell you what.
Wait until the first customer gets his dick squeezed to mush due to a "software error"...
Kinky
For those who like this kind of action... Which makes me wonder: If the Sex puppet has a software problem, is it still consenting?
Do I have trust issues when I have to ask where the AI is gonna store our conversations, dick measurements, fetishes, turn-ons, times I start crying during copulation, times I stop crying during copulation, desires in life, and preferred types of lingerie; or are there legitimate infosec considerations?
Do those sex dolls have replacement genitals or do people just pay thousands of bucks for what's essentially a throwaway item?
Realdolls have removable washable and replaceable bits. I imagine these do as well
You get what you pay for?
Doesn't matter if you pay 50 or 5000 bucks. Male sex toys are suffering from wear & tear like crazy. Ask how many dildos a women managed to destroy in comparison.
I think that's just the nature of male sex toys needing to be made out of a much softer material, unfortunately.
I think they're washable
How is that going to fix the tears? lol
I suppose there's a little tank that you can fill if you really want tears.
Not related
Just this page I counted 13 ads. π€―
You really shouldn't be raw dogging the Internet
Use protection, use an ad blocker
I'm. I'm counting the ad placeholders which there would be ads.
Zero here for me. You using an ad blocker?
The Outer Limits 1995 episode about this didn't end too well.
"The pursuit of technology exists to make human life easier and more pleasurable, but once such forces intrude upon the most intimate parts of our lives, we then forfeit our very soul."- Kevin Conway aka The Control Voice
The Outer Limits was fucking awesome!
Conway*
Thanks, I misspelled his first name, too.
Didn't have my morning coffee and get fully woken up before that, lol
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