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Legos are not organic so he mad af

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I cast make breakfast 🍳

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“I cast, I cast”.

I’m not announcing my spells anymore. You’ll find out what they are when they obliterate you!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Congrats on advancing to nonverbal incantations, that's impressive

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

DnD sorcerer is not impressed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I prefer using long lost languages to name my spells, it's cooler to have a phrase before an anvil falls on your head

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"STOP! STOP! My No-Nos hurt!"

[–] nifty 6 points 1 week ago

Oh uh it never happened, it was just a bad dreeeam 🪄

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Angry Karen Inner Monologue!

[–] nifty 1 points 1 week ago

Strange spell, what now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Won't that just make a cactus out of urethras? You want to cast "cactus urethra"

[–] nifty 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends which school wrote the spell you’re casting. Some of them follow the “object” “location” order for transformation spells. My info is super legit, don’t look it up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh of course, I'm forgetting about the other spell formats. This spell is conjuring a cactus into their urethra. The spell I was thinking of turns the urethra itself into a cactus.

Probably why I failed the first time taking the wizard's exam....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

That would make a good username

[–] Etterra 6 points 1 week ago

Organic, in chemistry, just means it uses carbon compound. Organic also means it's related to our derived from living organisms. Petroleum products and byproducts for both definitions.

Therefore druids can use LEGO. They cannot use Erector sets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We've got everything from "dire need of a hero" to "God is a cunt, help us kill them"! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!