this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] SafCack 33 points 2 years ago

This is one boomer-ass meme.

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 2 years ago

A Reuben, but I'm sending it back if it's soggy or cold

[–] BlueN1te 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I go for malpractice and try for the double

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I have to think that in a fast-moving situation like this, a capable physician - and with two billionaires fighting I'm sure they'd have someone really good - could work out a way to let them both die without technically doing anything that would be considered malpractice.

Or, just YOLO it and figure that no jury will convict you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

On a side note, i always hated how everybody is attacking the zuck for being weird while he's obviously on the spectrum. He may be evil and immoral but being very awkward isn't a choice he made. Same shit with Chris chan, the dude is extremely mentally instable, been bullied his entire life, blackmailed to do humiliating things, some on camera and emotionally abused by narcissistic psychopath and even the despicable act he committed was i believe suggested by the bullies that harassed him. What he did is sickening and unacceptable but he's still a mentally ill person and he's a much as victim. The dude needed to see a psychiatrist and administered heavy medications not become the literal toy of psychopaths.

[–] tigerjerusalem 7 points 2 years ago

Cue the Pedro Pascal Eating a Sandwich meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

A burger with patty made out of either of them so I can eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Gimme a Fool's Gold Loaf.

[–] bloodtide 3 points 2 years ago

I figure a head bleed might be hard to diagnose or treat ringside, so yeah, a tuna sandwich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Knuckle. :3

[–] capt_wolf 3 points 2 years ago

A nice turkey and ham club sub, mayo, oil and vinegar, spices... Toss on a few olives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Going for the sourdough roll from the food stand that is chewy and hard to swallow to maximize DGAF.

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb 1 points 2 years ago

Probably an Italian with extra peppers.

[–] Hextic 1 points 2 years ago

Sliced rich guy on Rye

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