You’ve got:
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Shelter
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Immortality
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Tasteful antiques
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Blood for sustenance which is pretty metal
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A vibrant night life
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Sex probably gets interesting AF
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Old Hungarian landlords trying to get a girl's number on OnlyFans will say this all the time.
I tried but ended up in some guy's attic instead :-\ At least there's free weed 🤷 😅
Score!
Is it still a feminine urge if I'm a dude?
And can I bring my wife? She'd love the big creepy castle AND the queen-of-the-dead vibe.
You can be hers and the vampires blood bag
replace vampires with cats and you've got Enya.
Shit. Livin' the dream.
I suspect it has something to do with all the neck biting.
Historically, the vampire's bite aims for the nap of the neck, the décolletage, and the inner thigh.
Why women would be into this remains a mystery.
"BLEH! I'm sorry, I'm already in a committed relationship. Bleh!"
Everyone has this urge. That's why vampires are so dangerous
I want that,minus the vampire,and I'm a dude...although I'd split the castle with him,and any ladies that joined him,if they left me alone.
Sure but would she still want him if he didn’t have the big creepy castle?
Suspicious death due to blood loss
"What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets!" - Dracula
That's feminine?