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Just passing through. Not sure if this fits the rules, but I've spammed all the other main shitpost communities, and this one kinda fit here

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarkCloud 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Why are they called "Technicals" is it short for anything?

Edit: yep, "non-standard tactical vehicle" (NSTV) in US millitary terms.... Weird that that term doesn't have the word "technical" in it though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's "technically" a combat vehicle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Which is the best kind of combat vehicle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"technical assistance grants"

[–] Inucune 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hilux does all the things people wish the cyber truck could do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll take your entire inventory

[–] cm0002 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

On a budget?!? have you seen what these puppies go for? The absolutely cheapest drive-able used hilux in Denmark, is a two seater 2008 that's done 228000 km, and looks like 300k. Even the navigation has been ripped out and replaced with some butt ugly off the shelf stereo. And the seller is still asking for €9300.

I'd friggin love to have a hilux, but it's definitely not budget enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, 2nd hand hilux prices started skyrocketing after topgear did their hilux shitpost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It was what piqued my interest in getting one, but I was broke and in school, so no hilux for me. But that the prices are still inflated is wild. I mean it was the 4th and 5th gen models that were unbreakable, and the one I found was 11years newer than 5th gen.

But the age of the unbreakable hilux means that I can get them on a classic car registration, which comes with a low yearly registration fee, inspections every 8th year, vs 2nd for newer cars, and cheap insurance. I may have been looking the wrong places for a hilux.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I want this as a bumper sticker.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Is this on a shirt? I want this on a shirt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Where we're headed, we don't need roads... " Brigadier General Emmett Brown, 2029

Track_Shovel, you get to mess with the radio for 1 hour with impunity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I hope you like atmospheric black metal

[–] RopeSlinger 3 points 5 months ago

Sorry, only Kanonenfieber or 1914 allowed on the journey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eh, too late to take it back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yep, you need to listen to Agalloch now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Can we compromise? How about Sabaton with the bass turned up?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Nice to know i can mount a minigun in my bed should the need arise