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Polishing rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They would if they could tbh

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I guess you could do some bullshit with RFID maybe

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Always-on front camera to track if an incoming polishing is detected

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 months ago

We'll send a report about the incident to Apple and your warranty is void since now.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't there a real issue with their "nano texture" matte screens and other cloths?

[–] tigerjerusalem 44 points 5 months ago

No, you're the one wiping it wrong. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, that’s why that type of screen was discontinued for a while

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Drink verification can

[–] bappity 11 points 5 months ago

10% chance of exploding

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

See, that's how you get viruses.

[–] niktemadur 6 points 5 months ago

Bluetooth cloth.

[–] Noedel 3 points 5 months ago

Please don't give them an idea