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[-] ynazuma 70 points 2 weeks ago

A salmon does it everyone is happy. Your local priest does it, everyone loses their minds

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's because the salmon dies at the end.

[-] danc4498 4 points 2 weeks ago

It’s cause it doesn’t result in a baby. That’s against god’s law.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago

Someone could fake nearly any weird messed up scene and claim it happened in "The Magic School Bus" - and I would believe it.

I've seen enough of that show to just assume the editors only knew the phrase "did the kids survive? That's fine then."

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

The above is misleading though, they weren’t in eggs at the time

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As with so many scenes in "The Magic School Bus", that clarification makes me think "oh, that's better then...I guess...?"

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001 54 points 2 weeks ago

We never got nutted on by salmon at my old school!

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks Obama.

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin 52 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Those kids must have grown up yo have weird kinks.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

The ones I have.

[-] Viking_Hippie 7 points 2 weeks ago

These were pretty normal for their time afaik 🤷

[-] AngryCommieKender 4 points 2 weeks ago

At one point I had their full discography. They were prolific.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago



Sweet like cherry cooooola

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

My ex used to have this weird kink.

She would dress up like herself and act like a bitch all day long.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

Remember the one where they went inside Ralphie's body? That show was fucking weird

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

All science fiction adjacent shows are legally required to do at least one Inner Space during their run, that episode was just business.

[-] Mirshe 8 points 2 weeks ago

Did Star Trek ever do one?

[-] cybervseas 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

DS9 did shrink a runabout in "One Little Ship" but it didn't actually go inside a person. Does that count?

Edit: got the title wrong

[-] NOPper 14 points 2 weeks ago

Or when they went to Pluto or something and Ralphie took off his helmet for some reason and fucking died? 😆

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NOPper 6 points 2 weeks ago

You're absolutely right!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

There were 2 more body episodes, one where Arnold turned orange and another one where they helped Ms. Frizzle win a field day.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I remember when the Frizz suggested the way out and none of the kids wanted to go through the butthole.

Remember the baseball game straight out a physics book that says "ignore friction?"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I watched that recently about the digestive path and all, was wondering how they where gonna get through without having them end up in the toilet.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Is anyone here really gonna argue that Ms. Frizzle wasn't obviously a bukkake queen?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when Arnold threw a fit and took off his helmet on fucking Pluto, his head immediately froze solid, and basically they just thawed him out and he was fine?

[-] paddirn 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yet when I do it…

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