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Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by FatTony to c/asklemmy

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Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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[–] [email protected] 159 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do a barrel roll

[–] FatTony 303 points 2 months ago

🙂 🙃 🙂

[–] Creddit 136 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[–] FatTony 136 points 2 months ago

It's loading.

[–] Creddit 109 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Walmart near me

[–] FatTony 241 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Still more accurate than bing maps

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[–] FatTony 185 points 2 months ago

[–] Creddit 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[–] FatTony 206 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[–] [email protected] 185 points 2 months ago (15 children)

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck I’m so old

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So this is what it feels like.

Edit: I'm going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.

[–] slazer2au 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You are, my fire

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (6 children)

how to exit vim?!

[–] FatTony 120 points 2 months ago

Unplug the virtual cable.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where did the duckduck go?

[–] FatTony 112 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To the other sideside.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 72 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

[–] FatTony 93 points 2 months ago

Only the groovy kids!

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?

[–] FatTony 192 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

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[–] MossyHabitat 67 points 2 months ago

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

[–] FatTony 86 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This is not possible :(

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How we removed testicles from micro plastics?

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How is babby form???

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (5 children)

u can get pregante

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

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[–] callcc 38 points 2 months ago

This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!

[–] Creddit 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Zuck beard real or fake

[–] FatTony 45 points 2 months ago

As real as a wig.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sydney Sweeney

[–] nek0d3r 34 points 2 months ago (16 children)

what are the new shapes

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[–] FluorideMind 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hot singles in my area.

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[–] GoofSchmoofer 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?

[–] FatTony 69 points 2 months ago

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

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