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Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works ๐Ÿ˜ก) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 159 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FatTony 303 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™ƒ ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] Creddit 135 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FatTony Search engine is it down or just me

[โ€“] FatTony 135 points 1 month ago

It's loading.

[โ€“] Creddit 109 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[โ€“] FatTony 241 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Still more accurate than bing maps

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[โ€“] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)

[โ€“] FatTony 185 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] Creddit 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy

[โ€“] FatTony 206 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:

[โ€“] [email protected] 185 points 1 month ago (15 children)

You fucking what

Oh god

Oh fuck Iโ€™m so old

[โ€“] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So this is what it feels like.

Edit: I'm going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.

[โ€“] slazer2au 49 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[โ€“] FatTony 120 points 1 month ago

Unplug the virtual cable.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where did the duckduck go?

[โ€“] FatTony 112 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] The_Picard_Maneuver 72 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Do kids still say music slaps 2024

[โ€“] FatTony 93 points 1 month ago

Only the groovy kids!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?

[โ€“] FatTony 191 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.

(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)

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[โ€“] MossyHabitat 67 points 1 month ago

It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt

[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How to remove micro plastics from testicles?

[โ€“] FatTony 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How we removed testicles from micro plastics?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT

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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

corn

edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a pale zucchini with a six pack

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[โ€“] callcc 38 points 1 month ago

This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!

[โ€“] Creddit 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] FatTony 45 points 1 month ago

As real as a wig.

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[โ€“] GoofSchmoofer 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?

[โ€“] FatTony 69 points 1 month ago

In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.

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