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[–] [email protected] 167 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The idea could be perfectly cute, and I feel like it would have been so easy to not make it "shame-y".

Like, "just a nibble", "pretty good!”, "yum!" and "my favorite". "I couldn't possibly...", "if you insist", and "thanks Grandma".

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I briefly looked into how you make a food safe painted plate at home and the answer seems to be "easy if you have a kiln".
You might be able to find a paint your own pottery store near you. I went to one with some friends and it was a lot of fun and I got a colorful owl coin bank for like, $10 or something. Just have to make sure it's food safe, but they usually coat everything in a glass food safe glaze so it should be.

Unrelated, weed is legal where I live, so when I checked the website for the place I went, it had big banners for "summer kids clay classes!" And "pot-tery for adults!" right next to each other.
It totally makes sense but part of me is still startled by tangential consequences of legalization.

[–] Lommy 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah me too. This has potential!

[–] ilinamorato 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Food Coma / Foodie" are in the image, and that's pretty solid. Maybe "3-Star / 5-Star / Greasy Spoon"? I like the one that you came up with that ends with "thanks Grandma."

[–] hark 89 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Note to self: eat food that can stay piled high.

[–] Graphy 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just drop a can of Pringles on that bad boy

[–] Viking_Hippie 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Extra strength mashed potatoes!

[–] KAYDUBELL 7 points 2 months ago

Throw some gravy on there and we call that the volcano

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

The Croquembouche is here for you.

[–] harmsy 3 points 2 months ago

You could probably build a Jenga tower out of those rectangular layered wafers.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This is about as good an idea as nipple tassles for babies.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What an upsettingly evocative image. I love how much I hate it.

[–] RGB3x3 14 points 2 months ago

Ironically, babies would probably have a grand fun time with nipple tassels.

[–] Lemming6969 6 points 2 months ago

Shake repeatedly to make em fly in circles

[–] x4740N 5 points 2 months ago

I do not enjoy the mental image it gave me, I hate it and its even worser that the babies are laughing in my mental image

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I read this as hats with nipples on them which I think could be a pretty funny protest for places that don't allow breast feeding.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 months ago

So you're saying this is a very good idea?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seriously though, who would look at these plates and say "omg I have to have those?"

[–] Brekky 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think they're funny and could remind me to stick to smaller portions?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean I guess but I'm not too keen on the idea of needing a plate to tell me how much to eat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get your point, just know that there is other more purpose designed plates which can help people get an idea of the right portion sizes. The picture here has it photoshopped on but I've seen plates with this printed on and it seemed helpful

[–] whoreticulture 6 points 2 months ago

This is an aesthetic nightmare

[–] Brekky 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah tbh that's the opposite of me ha.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

"cool, I'll give this to my mother-in-law. I'm sure she'll like it"

[–] RizzRustbolt 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No z-limit means that these plates are meaningless for the creative cook.

[–] EvacuateSoul 6 points 2 months ago

My mom used to always joke about how they recommended your meat portion be the size of your palm, but they didn't say how high.

[–] geogle 4 points 2 months ago

Calories only exist in 2D

[–] Hobo 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just eat my food out of a trough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That was the only way we could stop our cat from making a mess everywhere, so probably works for Hobos too

[–] arvere 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I really like the tradition some countries have where the plate is a flatbread or pancake of some sort.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Won't those get really soggy and fall to pieces in a washing machine?

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 months ago

It's a risk.

[–] Everythingispenguins 6 points 2 months ago

Now you're making me want to eat injura. I love the spongy sour taste of them. Plus let's face it Ethiopian food is pretty good.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 2 points 2 months ago

We've been doing that for a long time. We switched to plates around 13 or 1400 something, for unclear reasons.

[–] Daft_ish 9 points 2 months ago

Only when the eating funnel needs to be scraped clean.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I saw this one on r/EDanonymemes a few days ago

[–] x4740N 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These are not a good way to track how much you eat, get a calorie & nutrition tracking app

[–] turmacar 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Passive vs active engagement.

These plates are a passive, very visual reminder. A tracker app requires you actively use the app, and not consciously/subconsciously underestimate portions.

Neither is a holistic solution, both require buy-in, each is going to have different effectiveness for different people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

While it's true that multiple strategies can be helpful, I don't think the tiny "skinny jeans" circle on that plate is anything but a harmful idea.

[–] x4740N 2 points 2 months ago

Portion sizes are not the same across one meal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Crowfiend 3 points 2 months ago

Right? That was the first thing I thought, that's a cursive 'a,' a cursive 'o' has the "tail" at the top, not the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Mam is common in northern England.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We'd have a u in favourite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] lugal 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's it the dream of every little girl to become a mother? Now you know how!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a toxic body image/patriarchal component to only eating the large portion once you are a mother/soon to be a mother. Something about "letting yourself go" or something terrible like that

[–] lugal 1 points 2 months ago

True. I've tried to be body positive but I guess I failed