Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That's the best.
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Picard learns to play the flute.
Crusher plays a flute.
Ghosted
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
He said "an" episode, not every episode
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
Zombie. Vulcans.
A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.
Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
Westworld prequel
Picard joins the Darmok fandom.
A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.
The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
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