this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Hey, watch your mouth!

[โ€“] AnIntenseMoist 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better than Fr๐Ÿคฎnce, which is too offensive even for this list.

[โ€“] Anticorp 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright, we'll take the Germans and the French, but we don't want the Dutch!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

If there's two things I can't stand, it's those intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise goes through Intercourse.

[โ€“] Carrick1973 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yep! Beautiful area of Pennsylvania right there...

[โ€“] starchylemming 2 points 1 month ago

so gordonville seems nice if you describe it as somewhere between intercourse and paradise

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] cynar 5 points 1 month ago

With a name like that, I'd be disappointed if they didn't. I know enough people who would start one based there, even if the nearest water is 30+ miles away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I did have to look that up but... yep.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Climax, Saskatchewan isn't too far from Big Beaver, Saskatchewan

[โ€“] starchylemming 7 points 1 month ago

missing Fucking - Austria

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Cumming, GA

[โ€“] Wild_Mastic 6 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, Germany such a rude name.

[โ€“] PanoptiDon 6 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] teamevil 4 points 1 month ago

Cockfosters

[โ€“] dogsnest 4 points 1 month ago

Come by Chance (NL, CA)

[โ€“] edgemaster72 4 points 1 month ago

Cockermouth? I barely know 'er mouth!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I pass Shitterton often and Sandy Balls isn't far away. I've heard it's a good family holiday park, not been myself.

[โ€“] tabris 4 points 1 month ago

Fingringhoe is also a real place.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mianus - any excuse to post.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I always thought the road sign to Shilbottle was eminently defaceable.