this post was submitted on 13 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

[–] Tylerdurdon 13 points 7 months ago

Only after telling you it's the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No contest. I love drinking piss!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It's sterile and I like the taste

[–] Got_Bent 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think that might be an option with at least two of the three

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I don’t know if I could beat Bear Grylls in a fight for a taste of piss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Three of the three if you're brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] moistclump 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, marry, kill. In that order.

[–] Neon 0 points 7 months ago

fuck and marry, kill, kill

[–] Harvey656 7 points 7 months ago

Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What is the deal with the bear thing? I've apparently been under a rock the last 2 weeks

[–] Revonult 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and asking why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

Edit: wording

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

And when men say "what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death", that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don't understand the constant threat women are under.

[–] lath 1 points 7 months ago

It's like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.

[–] wjrii 2 points 7 months ago

Or, staying on an FX kick...

[–] Son_of_dad 1 points 7 months ago

The lower Bear is more of a twink

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon 1 points 7 months ago

Will Ryker comes obediently.