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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (3 children)

By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.

[–] thesporkeffect 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.

[–] Droggelbecher 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.

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[–] gimpchrist 4 points 10 months ago

I love cocaine so much

[–] SirSamuel 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).

So… coffee it is I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] xpinchx 5 points 10 months ago

It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.

There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).

Good luck out there 🫡

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[–] Xanis 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.

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[–] danc4498 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Fyi

  • R - ar

  • B - bee

  • D - dee

  • W - double yoo

  • E - ee

  • F - ef

  • L - el

  • M - em

  • N - en

  • X - eks

  • S - ess

  • I - eye

  • A - ey

  • H - eych

  • J - jay

  • G - jee

  • K - kay

  • Q - kyoo

  • O - oh

  • P - pee

  • C - see

  • T - tee

  • V - vee

  • Y - why

  • U - yoo

  • Z - zee

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.

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[–] AngryCommieKender 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago
[–] danc4498 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, probably, I fixed it

[–] bitwaba 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.

[–] danc4498 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh, that alphabet…

  • Ⱥ - arlup

  • β - bixen

  • ¢ - cromble

  • Ð - daxit

  • € - eklar

  • ₣ - flixor

  • Ɠ - gorple

  • Ⱨ - hixem

  • Ĩ - izzen

  • Ĵ - jixtop

  • Ƙ - krumble

  • Ⱡ - lixen

  • ₥ - mixle

  • ℕ - nixor

  • Ø - oxal

  • ₱ - ploxe

  • Q̣ - quixix

  • Ɍ - rixar

  • § - slixen

  • Ŧ - tixar

  • Ü - ulxen

  • ₩ - vixor

  • ₓ - wixen

  • Ɏ - xixal

  • Σ - yixen

  • ℤ - zixar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

wixen tixar flixor

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[–] TropicalDingdong 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

R - ar

B - bee

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

F - ef

L - el

M - em

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jay

G - jee

S - ess

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

C - see

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

Ftfy

[–] danc4498 6 points 10 months ago

R - ar

X - eks

W - double yoo

N - en

L - el

E - epstein

D - didnt

K - kill

H - himself

A - ey

I - eye

J - jet

F - fuel

C - can’t

M - melt

S - steel

B - buildings

G - jee

Q - kyoo

O - oh

P - pee

T - tee

V - vee

Y - why

U - yoo

Z - zee

FtFtfyfy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Where's A

You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.

[–] Fedizen 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

probably the second E that's pronounced "ey"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] paddirn 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.

[–] SlopppyEngineer 12 points 10 months ago

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

[–] xpinchx 4 points 10 months ago

Lisan al gaib!

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[–] Xanis 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Ha! Amateur."

Philip J. Fry, probably

[–] xantoxis 16 points 10 months ago

Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,

, and your comment works with either one of them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible

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[–] lugal 3 points 10 months ago

I think you're on to something....

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?

[–] CommissarVulpin 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future

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[–] NickwithaC 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's the time knife. We've all seen it.

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[–] Anticorp 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱

[–] dank953 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.

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[–] psmgx 8 points 10 months ago

ITT standard meth behavior

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Are you sure coffee is all you've had?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Meth BcColl

[–] pb42184 5 points 10 months ago

Nine?

Amateur

[–] shalafi 4 points 10 months ago
[–] drengbarazi 3 points 10 months ago

So basically going to play inscryption

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