this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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[–] chemical_cutthroat 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I really like what they did with the wall.

[–] ladicius 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wood panels on the wall are so 60s... Don't like the look.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Wood paneling is one thing but this looks like hardwood. Rather than do a wall it looks great on the ceiling.

[–] fluxion 16 points 6 months ago

Looks way better sideways. Good call from the camera guy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: those are great photos, it's the whole building that's sideways

You have to enter through the Escher gate near the parking structure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It was designed by an astronaut just back from the International Space Station.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Jesus my toilet is bigger than that 'kitchen'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

So is their's.

[–] CluckN 6 points 6 months ago

Classic apartment kitchen where an open oven covers 60% of your kitchen floor space.

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] thegreatloofa 5 points 6 months ago

And INCREDIBLE core body strength

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm puzzling at that reflection in the bathroom mirror.

[–] uservoid1 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

At, had to zoom way in to see the detail. From the thumbnail it was just a weird silhouette.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 6 months ago

Or possibly an evil spirit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

0 beds. I presume you put a length of rope across the room and dangle over it to get some brief shut eye.

[–] uservoid1 5 points 6 months ago

It's a studio apartment so there is no dedicated bedroom just one all-purpose room. For some of those apartments a rope is all you could cram or afford.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Doubles as a noose when you get tired of living there. Score!

[–] CptEnder 3 points 6 months ago

I knew this was NYC before opening haha seen these posts so many times when I was last looking.

[–] tpihkal -3 points 6 months ago

Is this the nightmare that the fuckcars people expect me to live in?