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[–] dopeshark 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn TempleOS is looking better than ever

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

640x480 is the Lord’s resolution, this is some heathen bullshit

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm dying to know more about Catholic AI.

[–] Carnelian 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He was recently defrocked for telling people to baptize their baby in gatorade

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But but it's got electrolytes!

[–] NielsBohron 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's got what plants crave!

[–] ignotum 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's got what ~~plants~~ babies crave!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I don't see what the problem is. I've definitely heard that with god, all things are possible, are we acknowledging that that's not the case here? Can god only do spells with specific ingredients? Kinda sounds like witchcraft.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GPT except that it's only trained on biblical texts.

[–] Retrograde 8 points 2 months ago

What could go wrong?

[–] Glowstick 1 points 2 months ago

I just googled Catholic ai and this is the first result

https://www.magisterium.com/

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Confront it with a/the trolley-problem.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooohh, give it a twist! One direction the trolley kills a bazillion people. The other direction it kills only one person, but everybody else becomes an atheist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The person killed is Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This concept of Jesus praying to God never made sense to me. Like, if he's supposed to be the same person, he would know what his heavenly counterpart would agree to and what he wouldn't. Conversely, the heavenly counterpart would know what his earthly counterpart would want, and provide it to him without needing to be asked.

The whole idea of him praying is silly. It's a lot like having a conversation with yourself to try to convince yourself to do a thing that you want you to do. A pointless exercise. You don't have to convince yourself to do something that you already want to do. You just do it.

Unless the Holy Trinity is a lie, made up by the church to instill a sense of unity between three distinct individuals.... Like marriage.

Thus, the church endorses gay God marriage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

As Jesus dies for our steams (choo choo), a child teared up. That child's name? Alber Einstein.

[–] taanegl 21 points 2 months ago

How long until it turns into a Satanist? Considering he's supposed to be all moral, I can't help but think that at some point it does an A/B and reaches the correct conclusion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

By the way I signed up with the name "Satan" and 3 days later I had my access code

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

They got that pedophile stare down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Make the dude do a flip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That man is a bear. So yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But he's also a pig. This is super cereal...

[–] Raptor_007 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Setting looks like Assisi?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I think it's jerusalem but maybe not since no bombs flying past in the background

[–] clemdemort 4 points 2 months ago

Tell me more XD