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[–] [email protected] 97 points 7 months ago (1 children)

no panel gaps? it’s the premium model!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the door lock falls off on this one too

[–] danc4498 12 points 7 months ago

Ok, so some standard features

[–] GrymEdm 89 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] taanegl 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If there's a Toyota underneath, then this is a better Cybertruck than Tesla's Cybertruck.

[–] trappedincakes 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bet that thing can go through a car wash lol

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 14 points 7 months ago

Probably doesn't get you a worse result

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I saw my first real Cybertruck in the wild the other day. It was absolutely incredible ... how fucking stupid that thing looked.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Since I live in a country with actual traffic laws around vehicle safety I'll probably not see one. But yes, it looks stupid.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 21 points 7 months ago

Actual traffic laws? This thing is safe as can be. It's got just the right angles that if it hits a pedestrian they'll bounce right into one of the designated Kill Corners, making their end painless. That sounds like regulation working to me

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No rust issues on that finish!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Warning: may be prone to termites and water damage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wait... zooms in

Oh my god it is plywood isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Must have payed for the premium protective coating.

[–] tourist 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Literally just tint the windows and hardly anyone will be able to tell the difference

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 2 points 7 months ago

Oh thank God I thought it was plate glass

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

TFW your project car is built better than the genuine article

[–] Macaroni_ninja 16 points 7 months ago

Less gaps between panels than the real deal

[–] LordWiggle 14 points 7 months ago

I bet the survival rate in this one during a collision is better as this one has a crumble zone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle 6 points 7 months ago

This one or the real one? Both right? Although I'd say this one is art, so real one then probably.

[–] SomeGuy69 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I bet you can wash this version in direct sunlight.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I bet that off-roads better

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Temporarily, just like the original.

[–] ATDA 5 points 7 months ago

That's a Hammerhead-i Eagle Thrust I think.

[–] Fades 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why are these shits always made is some fucking jungle village

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 7 months ago

I think it's inspiring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

…you can certainly try…