"I'm assisting as part of an experimental penal system. I just want you to be aware that all of these ducks were once human child rapists who were transformed in exchange for lighter sentences."
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Give the ducks a nice shower/sprinkler set up that's both timer and manually controlled.
Motion controlled
Dismember one of the ducks and put it on display
“Unattended Children Will be Gifted a Duckling”
Go back to Jersey tweakers
Give Red Riding Hoods to all neighbors.
And mention by the way that you got wolves there, so the kids must wear them when they want to visit.
Raise a pack of cats then put your cat on guard your property.
Their meow will scare kids away
depending on where you're from you can hang up a sign saying "trespassing Children will be converted to Islam"