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[–] SmoothIsFast 72 points 6 months ago

It looks so much bigger in person.

[–] Viking_Hippie 56 points 6 months ago (2 children)

70℅ of cartographers: Fake news! No such place exists!

[–] maryjayjay 12 points 6 months ago

I've never seen it on a map

[–] paddirn 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And what’s with the curve on the Earth? Obviously fake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Lens distortion or something idk.

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah, everyone knows it curves the other way!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you see how the mountain range coming up from the south starts to splay out and there’s a giant lake?

In 1999, to the south of that lake where that large valley is, Viggo Mortensen broke his toe kicking a helmet in Lord of the Rings.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Whoa, what a cool fun fact! I better bring that one up next time I'm watching LOTR with people.

[–] IphtashuFitz 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Go visit the South Island and virtually every local has stories about the filming of LotR. A huge number of them were hired by the production in one way or another, from being extras to providing horses to helping dress all those extras & horses to catering all those people etc.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love this totally sincere reply to a completely insincere joke. I would love to visit New Zealand for a lot of reasons.

[–] IphtashuFitz 2 points 6 months ago

It was definitely a bucket list sort of thing for me. The trip from the northeast US absolutely sucks (20+ hours in the air) but for 3 weeks there it was worth it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m headed there this summer and have asked the NZ Tourism Board if I can leave a plaque on the hill.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I literally got to be a part of a group that got to chat with astronaut Tracy Caldwell Dyson on the ISS yesterday afternoon. It was a really cool, candid, behind the scenes experience as she did a little mini-tour through the space station.

The craziest part for me was when she took her phone to the observatory and we watched the sun vanish behind the horizon of the earth. It happened so quickly and so brilliantly that it took my breath away and nearly brought me to tears. It was spectacular.

It was almost two hours with lengthy breaks as we lost contact a few times. But what an amazing experience.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How does an opportunity like that present itself?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

It’s very much a factor of right place and right time.

For their mental health, the astronauts are required to have calls with people down here. Tracy is an acquaintance of someone my wife knows, so when the call was set up, we made the invite list.

We have no personal connection, we just managed to sit in the room while others talked. Tracy did put out an offer to come visit her at Johnson when she’s back, so you better believe we’ll follow up on that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It almost looks like a map for a game, with distinct zones to unlock and explore

I'd love to see the wildlife there in person someday

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The greenlands on the bottom would be the starting area and you could either go for the mountain range for a steeper challenge next or progress normally through the area towards north.

Big legendary enemy is on that huge bright blue lake in the middle left with a puzzle quest leading through a maze towards the smaller lake right above it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

has nearly all of Valheim covered. Maybe missing ashlands..

[–] XeroxCool 2 points 6 months ago

Greetings, traveler. This server owner is waiting for the proper Ashlands patch instead of selecting the public test branch, is all

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lol nice try, I'm not going to get fooled into believing New Zealand is real

[–] Sigh_Bafanada 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

New Zealand = Not real

Ohio = Not real

=>

New Zealand = Ohio

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You forgot the non-existant city Bielefeld.

[–] drislands 2 points 6 months ago

Unimpeachable logic!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ohio is for lovers; New Zealand is for life.

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[–] model_tar_gz 15 points 6 months ago

Not on my map! NZ is an Australian conspiracy!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't look very new. Are you sure this isn't old Zealand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe OP mistook it for New Old Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One of the best drives I've done is from Queenstown (on the lightning bolt lake) up the west coast to Greymouth (on the north west coast where the snowcaps stop, the plain there).

Beautiful scenery - you'd be driving (no speed limit, so you can concentrate on the bends) through rainforest one minute and then emerge onto a vast river delta with a giant wooden bridge, then back into forest, then out onto a plain with towering snowcapped mountains above you, then back into forest, then pop out at a beautiful beach.

Never experienced anything like it, it's one of my favourite memories of my trip to NZ.

[–] MrsDoyle 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sorry should clarify - the rainforest road was marked with this sign from the article.
So yes a maximum of 100, but due to the nature of the road there's no way you could do over that without killing yourself. Most of the time, you'd only have time to get up to 60 (if that) before another blind bend.

It just felt nice not to have to worry about speed and focus on the road, because here in Australia they'd have a posted speed limit way too slow and a speed trap around each bend.

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[–] victorz 3 points 6 months ago

I have to take my family and visit NZ one day. Thanks for the pep!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’ve never in my life felt the compulsion to jump from high places - the call of the void, as it were. But this photo confirms I just haven’t been at a high enough altitude. My brain just started chanting “jump! jump! jump!”

I guess if a space agency was looking for a middle ager with no aeronautical knowledge or experience, I’d have to turn them down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel better, you would be long dead before you ever hit the ground. Jumping from that point, you would still be in an ever so slightly declining orbit around earth. I am not sure how long it would take you to reenter but you would have died from the lack oxygen long before then. When you do get there, you will most likely burn up in the atmosphere spreading your ashes over whatever continent or ocean happens to be below you at the time. A great way in my opinion to do cremations with maximum spread.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Getting to space is a bit prohibitively expensive for a cremation.
What we need is an incredibly high speed corpse cannon. With a gentle enough acceleration curve and a high enough muzzle velocity, it’ll get whole corpses cremated for a prohibitively expensive cost - but less expensive than launching the corpse into space. At least until someone screws up the acceleration curve and accidentally makes a people soup cannon and the government pays me a visit for posting such weird comments online.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I like the way you think! I think we could do it cheaper though. You know how we have that spinney thing at NASA for the astronauts? Well what if we stand that straight up and accelerate it even faster to launch them into orbit? They will already be dead so the G's taken on by the body should be fine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I wonder what kind of lens they use to make the horizon curve like that...

/s obviously

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I feel like it's hard to truly comprehend the scale of pictures like this. They always make the world look so small.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is Houston Control. Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields. And they'll be eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

No, Houston. I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. Instead, I'm... naked in the dark. There's nothing. Only cold empty space between me and the world.

This is Houston control...why are you naked in the space station again Mr. Frodo? We've had complaints.

[–] MrsDoyle 6 points 6 months ago

Lovely weather just about everywhere except my home town lol.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 6 months ago

New Zealand, Missouri and the female orgasm are all myths spread by the CIA to control the population.

[–] mechoman444 4 points 6 months ago

Woh woh woh. How did you get the earth to curve like that! It's supposed to be flat!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Very pretty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

NZ is fucking huge. Look at how tiny Africa is, as seen right below in the picture.

[–] Jon_Servo 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jiggle_Physics 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, have you ever seen Ohio?

[–] Jon_Servo 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is there a word for a fear/discomfort when seeing those and similar mountain patterns from space?

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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