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[–] NOT_RICK 216 points 6 months ago (61 children)

The fuck is wrong with people

[–] [email protected] 159 points 6 months ago

I don't know, but guns seem to enhance it.

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I want to know what the dolphen was wearing, maybe a dark hoodie. Will they release the arrest record of the dulphin? What was the dolphin holding? Why is so much media attention going to this one dolphon? All sea creatures matter. I read the fisherman thought it was his taser and feared for his life, let's see how you react in a dark alley with a young dofin.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dofin is their word, we really shouldn't be using it at all. Dolphin is the acceptable spelling and term.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (3 children)

No no, it's okay, my nephew is half porpoise, I can say that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

I heard the dolphin has no currently active warrants, and may have been armed, although no weapon was located at the scene.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

"HE HAD A BLOWGUN I FEARED FOR MY SAFETY"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That Dolphin was No Angel!!!!!!!!!! Stand for are Cop’s and Kneel for are Cross!

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.

[–] Geriatrickid 25 points 6 months ago

We gotta arm the teacher fish

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago

Holy shit that's evil.

[–] HootinNHollerin 45 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Article says near New Orleans, Louisiana if you’re wondering

[–] JWBananas 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Cameron Parish is near New Orleans in the same way that Delaware is near Virginia.

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[–] Gruntyfish 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Quick, let's pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad fish with a gun is a good fish with a gun.

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[–] AllonzeeLV 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

This is American af 🇺🇸

[–] ripcord 17 points 6 months ago

Yes. It's good to see the NOAA jumping in like this.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The obvious solution is to arm other dolphins with AR-15s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version

[–] negativenull 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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[–] CoffeeJunkie 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it was another dolphin. They don't report dolphin-on-dolphin violence.

[–] FenrirIII 34 points 6 months ago

Whomever it was, it was done on porpoise.

[–] aseriesoftubes 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Just as the Founders intended.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

"Fuck the dolphins!" - Thomas Jefferson, probably

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Off-topic, but it's annoying how Lemmy will grab an image for a post, you go to the article, and can't find it anywhere... wtf?

[–] Xanthrax 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bullets slow down exponentially in water. They caught a dolphin and then shot it to death on land.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or shot a curious dolphin at the surface.

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[–] Suavevillain 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn who is beefing with sea life?

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[–] ConditionOverload 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm against the death penalty. But maybe whoever did this to the dolphin should also get to experience what it went through.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I've got news for you: you're not against the death penalty.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Fuck James.

[–] Vytle 12 points 6 months ago (5 children)

OK real shit if you shot and killed a dolphin, why in the fuck would you not harvest the meat? Like when else are you ever gonna get to try dolphin? Obviously I wouldn't personally shoot a dolphin but if I did you can bet your ass I'm gonna try its meat instead of letting it rot

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[–] ThePantser 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Couldn't it have washed ashore and then someone used it as target practice? Artical says gunshots happened near the time of death.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The authorities likely checked the dolphin's internal temperature to figure out time of death. And if the wounds had been hemorrhaging = the dolphin was alive when it was shot.

This is the same way authorities figure out when a person died and if injuries occured before or after death.

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