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[–] GraniteM 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I think Cats is worth the watch. I was never bored; it was an absolute rollercoaster of terrible filmmaking decisions. It was never boring. Morbius, by comparison, wasn't even that much fun as a trainwreck watch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You actually watched Morbius?

Why?

[–] GraniteM 45 points 7 months ago

Morbiud curiosity.

[–] AnIntenseMoist 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not OP, but I just realized that I watched Morbius at some point and remember almost nothing about it, including what compelled me to watch it in the first place.

[–] Crackhappy 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I swear I haven't watched Morbius, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I have actually watched it and have completely blocked all memory of it as a traumatic event.

[–] FanciestPants 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is like having to check your own browser history, and being terrified every moment of it

[–] Crackhappy 2 points 7 months ago

That sounds like the premise to a b horror movie.

[–] SilverFlame 1 points 7 months ago

I watched Morbius because I was waiting for the main character to say, "It's Morbin' time!" I was sorely disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

If anyone drags me to a protest this is the slogan i yell and have on my sign!

[–] moistclump 2 points 7 months ago

Cut the butthole release!

[–] teft 30 points 7 months ago

GIVE US THE BUTTHOLE CUT!

[–] HootinNHollerin 24 points 7 months ago

The movie lost 70 mil? That’s an epic burn then

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

My favorite fun fact about Cats is that after watching it, Andrew Lloyd Webber, writer of Cats, decided to adopt a dog.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Cats received negative reviews by critics, many of whom named it one of the worst films of all time. It grossed $75.5 million on a budget of $80–100 million, resulting in an estimated loss of $71 million after ancillary costs, and making it one of the biggest box-office bombs of all time.

Ouch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What's CATS am i missin something ?

[–] TOModera 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Famous musical by Andrew Lloyd Weber that was then turned into a terrible film.

[–] Klear 18 points 7 months ago

Weber's reaction to the movie was getting a dog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's a horrible fucking movie about human-looking cats. Shit still gives me nightmares lol.

[–] Etterra 5 points 7 months ago

As I understand it the source materials are also right out of a fever dream.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 7 months ago

All our base are belong to him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Doing the Lord's work amen