FanciestPants

joined 2 years ago
[–] FanciestPants 4 points 1 week ago

Can't he just drive it to a "safe space"?

[–] FanciestPants 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hella respect for this move, and i like the look of these. I just wish it had come at a time before I was concerned about the price of everything that I need to survive sky rocketing. Would have purchased 2 years ago.

[–] FanciestPants 8 points 1 week ago

I didn't know if it would be too "on-line". The "got any grapes" line is from a popular kid's song about an annoying duck, and the pun, "Beef or eel" is a take on the shorthand, "Be for real" to express that someone should be more serious

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Street vendor (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by FanciestPants to c/dadjokes
 

A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

[–] FanciestPants 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Look man, all I'm saying is that if it wasn't for that song most people wouldn't even know how to spell bananas".

[–] FanciestPants 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, Denis!

[–] FanciestPants 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

[–] FanciestPants 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FanciestPants 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Does Snoop Dogg performing for the Trump crypto ball or whatever the shit that was count as selling out?

[–] FanciestPants 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Didn't he win his last election with something like 94% of the vote. The dude is outrageously popular... or there might be something else going on.

[–] FanciestPants 23 points 2 weeks ago

Sign up for all of the one-month free trials.

[–] FanciestPants 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm afraid what you heard me say is, "a lot of drugs". What I said is, "all the drugs".-

[–] FanciestPants 20 points 3 weeks ago

When we said "it's a fucking genocide in Gaza", they might have misunderstood which word was meant to be emphasized.

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Simpler times (lemmy.world)
 

Sorting through my saved photos folder, I found this oldie. Not my OC, but it seemed like something this community would appreciate.

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