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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by ekZepp to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] UnfortunateShort 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Millennial's joke, boomer's nightmare, gen Z's dream

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I see your Schwartz is strong.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have to send this to the family chat, my 65 year old dad will laugh so much about this funny joke 🤣🤣🤣😂

[–] kazren 21 points 2 months ago

There is... Another.

[–] RedIce25 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

I See Your Schwartz Is as Big as Mine

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] solidgrue 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was a similar gag in the movie Skin Deep (1989) (YouTube link). Teenage me thought it was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Skin Deep (1989)

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It was the 80s.

[–] mrmorganiser 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/watch?v=kcetYP8jSsc

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] captain_oni 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Duel of fates starts playing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ecstacy of Gold

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Guys why does she have a single nipple?

[–] MECHAGIC 3 points 2 months ago

Rooster fighting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Anakin, you were my STEPbrother!

[–] feedum_sneedson -5 points 2 months ago

Personally still a fan of the human female's vagina, I know they're not popular anymore but honestly I think they're great.