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Trump follows with postings about how the beautiful mother nature whom he's always respected has joined the witch trial by continuing to keep him from speaking. But at least he could catch up on some rest.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Storm"

It's been a light drizzle most of the morning. What a loser.

But if that's all it takes, let it keep raining.

[–] disguy_ovahea 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would pay good money to nominate that name for the next tropical storm that comes along.

[–] disguy_ovahea 23 points 8 months ago

“Storm Daniels Spanks Coastal Florida”

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 4 points 8 months ago

Huh, I'd heard somewhere he like (golden) showers...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I love the AP article on this because it has this picture next to the big bright blue screen:

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 8 months ago

(Weather permitting.)

[–] Jesusaurus 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Aren't "any place" and "any where" practically redundant?

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Anythence, anywhence, and anywhere.

[–] whotookkarl 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

I'd like to describe it as Stormy.

It's been a bit of a struggle for President Drink Bleach, but maybe those courtroom naps might help.

Low energy. SAD!

[–] qantravon 35 points 8 months ago

Are you saying that God is canceling Trump now? When did He become so woke!? (/s)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Can't he just draw a new path on the map with a Sharpie and carry on? /s

[–] TheJims 28 points 8 months ago

Nothing can stop Donald Trump!!!

Except rain, wind, 3 degree ramps and bottled water.

[–] morphballganon 16 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Wonder if he actually is too much of a mess to speak, and is using the storm as a cover

[–] TheJims 9 points 8 months ago

He doesn’t want to mess up his hair and makeup… as alpha males do

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 7 points 8 months ago

I mean he's pretty much sleeping in diapers during the trial. That's putting a major stress on Comrade Trump.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 8 months ago

Trump unable to speak? Doubtful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It never matters what he says or how incoherent he is, his acolytes eat it up

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

But Q-anon kept told us to wait for the coming storm to set things right...