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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost

Now pull the trigger.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just imagine driving past this sign on the way to a vacation spot with kids screaming in the car and just realising you forgot about the broken tent pole from the last trip that you meant to replace before this one, then the fuel blinker comes on just as you spill your drink on the dash because a toy got thrown at you. You see this sign as you drive by and it triggers something inside you, like a gaping maw opening to consume the last shred of humanity you have left as you resign yourself to a fate you still can't figure out if you chose, or was imposed upon you by the chance circumstances of your life.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Juvyn00b 3 points 1 month ago

They've seen some shit

[-] GrymEdm 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Breathe in, exhale, adjust for prevailing wind, sight down the scope and take out the chump who is hyperventilating in clear violation of the sign.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And if you're still experiencing stress by the end of the day... YOU'RE FIRED!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mr Denholm!

[-] ignotum 2 points 1 month ago

When the police came, and questions about discrepancies in the pension plan, did he get stressed?
No! He got up, straightened his tie, and dealt with the problem!

[-] jerd 9 points 1 month ago

This is going up on the office door at work.

[-] RememberTheApollo_ 6 points 1 month ago

Stress Free Zone billed by the 1/4 hour, payable on exit.

[-] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 1 month ago

I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm I’m calm

[-] Jac0b 2 points 1 month ago

Enforced by sniper

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't worry, if you wait 2 weeks the sniper will die of old age

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2024
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