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If he didn't want it to affect his ability to attend his son's graduation, he shouldn't have pushed the trial date out with his delay tactics.

Trump begged PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can he have the day off from crime trial in May so he can attend the graduation of his beloved son what’s-his-name, no not Junior, no not Eric, the one what came out of Melania’s vagina while he was busy fucking a different porn lady he arranged payoffs for during the 2016 campaign?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? Merchan said that May 17 is a long way away, and we’ll see. (Likely part of it is that we’ll see if Trump conducts himself like a good criminal defendant or if he acts like a gag-order-defying, court-disrupting hellion piece of shit. That could factor.)

. . . REAL TALK: If Donald Trump could tell America five things about Barron Trump that involve personal knowledge of the child — like maybe what music he likes to listen to, or who he has a crush on, a food he craves, anything, we might just keel over from shock. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about going to that graduation, and if he didn’t have court that day, he’d spend it waddling around a golf course, lying and saying he won another tournament.

lol. Wonkette is great. Go give them money.

Is there a better example of a snowflake and sheep than Turnip Dump and his zealots?

Serious question: would any other criminal defendant have the option to delay their trial to attend a child’s graduation?

I could be convinced that this should be allowed, but if it’s not standard then there should be no exceptions made just because this is an extra special boy.

I kinda feel bad for the kid. I would absolutely hate if someone tried to use me as an excuse to get out of a huge mess of their own making. Sure, it sucks to not have your family there, but it's not by the judge being "evil". Trump engaged in criminal behaviour and that's fully on him.

This might even be a good thing, now Barron can do one thing in his life without having his unscrupulous father show up and cause a disturbance.

Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony

Sure, you cheeto-dusted nutsack, I'll break the news to Barron as soon as you tell me what school he goes to without any help.

This is a really excellent writing style.

“I was looking forward to that graduation, with his mother and father there, and it looks like the judge does not allow me to escape this scam,” he said.

Is it just me or is this some odd phrasing? Shouldn't it be, "...with his mother and I there..." Almost sounds like he's not the father which, to be honest, wouldn't surprise me. Also, the judge never said he couldn't go, so this is just one more lie from Trump.

As reported by AP, Merchan did not say Donald Trump would not be able to attend the graduation. He commented that it was too early to make a decision.

"It really depends on if we are on time and where we are in the trial," Merchan said.

AP added that if the trial proceeded as planned, Merchan would be willing to adjourn for one or both days.

In other words, if Trump keeps his trap shut and doesn't cause needless delays, then the judge would be willing to let him go, but what are the odds of Trump being able to do that?

I am totally in favor of Trump displaying behaviors that will make prospective jurors think him a prick.

Lol, yea! The trial should wait until it's convenient for him, like with everyone who has a tri... wait a seeeeecond

Evan Hurst, I’d love to buy you a beer! Great writing.

Melania was given to him. Part of his mob/kgb compromat. He doesn't have the capacity to love let alone his son.