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[–] LazaroFilm 100 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That’s basically how Chinese popcorn is made. They use a pressure vessel to heat up the kernels the releases the pressure and it explosively turns into popcorn.

Edit: youtube video

[–] HootinNHollerin 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That was awesome especially kicking the lid off.

Watch beginning, then fast forward towards end.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 67 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Then the cops come in and shoot you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Acorns, popcorn...

Maybe they have a Vendetta against all things corn?

Halloween enthusiasts and the Midwest corn belt should be concerned...

[–] LemmysMum 4 points 7 months ago

Candy corn, explains so much...

[–] affiliate 2 points 7 months ago

they may shoot me, but i will rest easy knowing they wont be able to shoot all the popcorn

[–] disguy_ovahea 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I like this game. Imagine if all of the water vapor in a cloud condensed in an even distribution so that all of the rain fell at once.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] plenipotentprotogod 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

After explaining the destructive force of a single raindrop over a kilometer in diameter:

Fear reigns supreme as the world fears rain supreme

Poetry. True poetry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can only recommend Randall Munroe's books "what if", " how to" and "what if 2". They are really entertaining comedy.

[–] Donjuanme 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Think explainer was great if you were in for that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That one, I wasn't a big fan of. But maybe that's because I am not a native English speaker. Maybe its better for native speakers.

[–] Donjuanme 1 points 7 months ago

I could absolutely understand the difficulty of a non native English speaker in understanding the extreme amount of implication and nuance that book requires.

Using simpler words does not mean a smoother conveyance of information.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

imagine that you're looking at the night sky and the stars blinked out all at once for just a second

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Since they're all so far away and so many different distances away, it would imply something very very very large and very very very fast passed between us and the closest stars. Probably aliens. That would be cool

[–] pturn1 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It'd be fine, we'd have 400 years to get ready.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Oh, so we can start next year?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then you just live in a totally dark world forever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

no no, just a second. like a cosmic blink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

xkcd got your back.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Let's do the math! If you assume there are 300 kernels, the popcorn will be finished within two minutes, and all kernels popping within 100 ms of each other is sufficient for a big bada boom...

There are 2×60×10 epochs where the bang could occur. Each of the 300 kernels needs to pop in the same epoch, so 1/(2×60×10) is the probability of the second kernel popping in the same epoch as the first kernel. The probability of all 299 popping in the same epoch as the first kernel is (1/(2×60×10))^299 = (2×60×10)^(-299).

Crunching the numbers in the Google search calculator... the probability is zero. That was anticlimactic.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

The exact probability is something more like 2*10^-921. Given that it would take around 9 gogol (9*10^926) years of constantly popping popcorns until that happens. Should we try?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 5 points 7 months ago

Should we try?

Absolutely. You can feed all the unsuccessful attempts to the Shakespeare-typing monkeys.

[–] kameecoding 5 points 7 months ago
[–] Donjuanme 4 points 7 months ago

Except Kerbal popping is rate limited by energy input, there's not an instant of energy flow, there's 150 seconds of energy input, each second increasing the energy, popped kernals absorb less energy allowing the unpopped ones to absorb the incoming energy to each the same state.

If you wanted them to all pop at once you'd need to put that amount of energy in all at once. Not impossible, but not going to happen with your home microwave oven

[–] visnae 3 points 7 months ago

I can't imagine it would be equally distributed? Probably normal distribution applies over the span, most of the kernels would probably pop within say 20s of each other, and none in the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Technology Connections on YouTube made a great video about the popcorn functionality on microwave ovens. You should check it out.

[–] Dasnap 41 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My wife found me watching the detergent episode and now asks if I'm watching 'dishwasher man' when I'm on YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes. But he's also Lightbulb Man, Lantern Man and TV a Man. Just to name a few.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

also christmas lights man and toaster man

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Of course toaster man begot us powdered toast man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

They have a fight, toaster man wins. Toaster man.

[–] Zekas 13 points 7 months ago

Those episodes were so good. I was at my gfs place and made her watch it. When he got to reading the manual pointing out prewash, she shouted "oh my god" paused the video, went into the kitchen. "Oooh". Hers did indeed have that :D It's not easy to find powder around there either so she's taken to mortaring tablets and using a bit of that.

[–] DogWater 10 points 7 months ago

Don't let her shame you. That guy is awesome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

my mum calls him the toaster guy

[–] Raxiel 3 points 7 months ago

I started dosing the prewash with a bit of powder after that video

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

popcorn functionality on microwave ovens

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] ChowJeeBai 26 points 7 months ago

They do that. With pressure poppers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

imagine two onions. heck, imagine three onions.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

You can literally do this with a pressure vessel.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that's how you make 뻥튀기! Street vendors let off a loud whistle before the pop. nearly jumped out of my shoes the first time I heard it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this the pressure chamber popcorn that goes bang when they open the hatch?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

뻥이요

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I feel like the whole bag would just rip open and popcorn would go all over the microwave if every kernel popped at once.