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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On
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"Spiced" Coke, fuck that noise.
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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God forbid they bring back a good, or at least popular, flavor like starlight.
Oh yeah and the spiced flavor is not great either.
I'd try it, but it's double the price and half the size. I'm not paying 60 cents a can when I'm buying in bulk from the grocery store. 29-38 cents is about the right price.
Oh oh oh pumpkin spice soda
What have you done?
Like, what are we talking here, melange?
I think spiced is their best flavor yet, but I've always loved ginger beer and cola.
They're gone in a blink of the eye so why bother trying one, if you like it you'll only be disappointed when it's gone forever the next day.
Took one for the team and tried it
Painfully sweet even for a Coca Cola product. Reminds me of Jolly Ranchers and/or Swedish Fish but not in a good way (and I love Swedish Fish)
0/10
7/10 with rice
Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good
Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero
Spiced Coke is almost drinkable. I regret to say that Coke Space and the various other recent flavors do not meet that standard.
That is a headline word salad if I've ever seen one
The Onion is known for their accurate stature afterall.
What's With All The Capitalisation??
That's how titles are supposed to be done in proper English.
I believe that's called a "title"
it's supposed to be a headline though, to me it's very hard to read this way