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Coca-Cola Incredibly Hurt Nation Not Going To Try New Flavor They Worked So Hard On (www.theonion.com)

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[–] morphballganon 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just don't get rid of Vanilla Zero Sugar and we good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Where do you find those??? I've been watching grocery stores around me like a hawk, but all we ever get is cherry zero, and SOMETIMES cherry vanilla zero. I was starting to think coke just didn't want to make vanilla zero