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[–] drislands 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'm down for technology making use of otherwise-unused energy is great. But that prompts the question -- is the oxygen it's pulling from unused energy? Could this negatively affect the oxygenation of blood?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Probably. But if it means that you can have a lifetime heart pacemaker without ever changing batteries or external charging ports, that may be convenient. I mean, the tradeoff here is probably for people that are worried about more severe things than being a bit slower when jogging.

[–] drislands 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That's a fair point. I suppose it depends on how much oxygen it takes, exactly.

[–] RestrictedAccount 7 points 8 months ago

Exactly. It depends on the option.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And how well oxygenated the person is. If they're chronically really anemic it might be a problem where it wouldn't for a healthy person.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't a pacemaker last like 10 years now? It would still need battery I guess even though it charges by blood oxygen. Imagine having carbon monoxide poisoning but what killed the patient was the pacemaker that died.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Doesn't a pacemaker last like 10 years now?

Yes, but a nuclear pacemaker can last a lifetime.
A bio-battery has that same advantage without containing a radioactive sample that needs to be removed when you die.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How long until it's turned into a weapon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or how long until this powers computers with advanced AI

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Let's uh all take an AI safety class before we make an AGI that survives off the oxygen from human blood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

~~MANKIND IS DEAD.~~

~~BLOOD IS FUEL.~~

~~HELL IS FULL.~~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

horizon zero dawn theme starts playing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] admiralpatrick 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More like a parasite since it's competing with the rest of your body for that oxygen.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Presumably doctors would only implant a device which benefits the patient.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes but does it benefit the device?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Neuralink begs to differ.

(the probability of it causing Meningitis is pretty high)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And which doctor is prescribing it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You don't need a prescription for it, nither do you for any other implants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"Presumably"

Off to [email protected]...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Put them in my hands so I can just charge my phone by holding it.

Also, if someone has a heart attack and needs defibrillation, I'll have it covered.

[–] slazer2au 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like your thinking but I doubt it will work in its current state.

The researchers then implanted the battery under the skin on the backs of rats and measured its electricity output. Two weeks later, they found that the battery can produce stable voltages between 1.3 V and 1.4 V, with a maximum power density of 2.6 µW/cm2. Although the output is insufficient to power medical devices, the design shows that harnessing oxygen in the body for energy is possible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2.6 µW/cm2.

Harvesting the energy from vibrations would probably generate more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah but who's gonna masturbate the mice?

[–] rustydomino 2 points 8 months ago

2.6 microwatts per cm^2 of what? Surface area of anode/cathode in the battery? Summary does not say.

[–] inclementimmigrant 8 points 8 months ago

Can't wait to see the inevitable repeat of the Samsung exploding battery debacle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Does it involve plugging myself into the Matrix. I can't wait until the AI uses humans as a power source

[–] FenrirIII 4 points 8 months ago

We're a very impractical power source. Better to wipe us out and start over.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

runs out of oxygen to charge and passes out

[–] HootinNHollerin 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Should be called Vampire

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I’ve heard this sort of thing 1000 times before, and so far it never materialises.

[–] BuryMyHorse 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

parasites is what they are

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Symbiont's is closer to it, since the host gets a benefit. At least for now ...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

One step closer to Roland's battle drug implants from After The Revolution by Robert Evans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago